b4's prepper thread

[b4uqzme]

1. I attempted to ship all my firearms to Canada but the boat sank halfway across Lake Erie.
2. I withdrew all my cash from the bank but the paper sack flew out the window on the way home.
3. I stored all my ammo in the attic but the house burned down.
4. Now I live in an empty cardboard box on the Washington mall...life is good!

[deadeye]

Wow, what a small world. Had exactly the same thing happen to me. I am now living near you. Maybe you've seen me. I'm the tall good looking guy with all the young beautiful women hanging around me.

[b4uqzme]

^^^ dang. Color me jealous.

[knkali]

get a PO box b/c you will start receiving free sheet any day now.

[b4uqzme]

^^^ typing this on an Obama-Ipad even as we speak.

[knkali]

haha wait that aint funny

[AJBert]

Is there a line or a bunch of paperwork involved to get in on this gravy train? Please, just point me in the right direction.

[b4uqzme]

It's the gubmint. Of course there's lines and paperwork... But what else you got to do when you're living in a cardboard box?

[Bawanna]

I assume there's free coffee and refreshments while waiting in line?

Maybe even a shower.....

[Guard Dog]

Not easy waiting in line.



GD

[b4uqzme]

^^^^ now THAT'S funny!