February's Fabulous Fixations and Frivolities.

[Bawanna]

Is Frivolities a word. Guess so, the word police liked it.

You know the drill, if it don't belong no where else it fits here just fine.

With in reason of course.

Anyone want to exchange photos of guns with no grips sans holsters.

Sounds kind of kinky huh?

[Tinman507]

Naked Photos

[Bawanna]

Oh my that's smoking hot. No makeup either!

[Bawanna]

For the benefit of new members this thread is perfectly open to thread jacking, subject deviation, out of the blue my day is going awful or my day is the best ever type comments.

There's no track to follow in this thread and we all understand and completely abide by the rules or lack of same in this thread created by the party of the first part and added to by the party of the all other parts.

Trying to sound like a lawyer, how did I do.

[mightymouse]

Just like my magazine subscriptions. January isn't over and February new edition is already here. Bring on February's firearm forum fervor.

I think I just spit on my screen reading that.

[Tinman507]

For the benefit of new members this thread is perfectly open to thread jacking, subject deviation, out of the blue my day is going awful or my day is the best ever type comments.

There's no track to follow in this thread and we all understand and completely abide by the rules or lack of same in this thread created by the party of the first part and added to by the party of the all other parts.

Trying to sound like a lawyer, how did I do.

I think you did just fine, Boss

[mightymouse]

And here's my 12 lb super model.

[wyntrout]

12-lb super model?? What sex?? How can you tell?

Inquiring minds want to know... or not.

Wynn

[Bawanna]

12-lb super model?? What sex?? How can you tell?

Inquiring minds want to know... or not.

Wynn

In the immortal words of Dear Dietrich it's elementary Watson. Look at those long slender fingers and it's smiling. Obviously female who definitely got in the last word.

[Bawanna]

Just like my magazine subscriptions. January isn't over and February new edition is already here. Bring on February's firearm forum fervor.

I think I just spit on my screen reading that.

Dang I better write that one down for use next February. February's Firearm Forum Fervor. Maybe I could use fever so I don't got to look up Fervor. I'm thinking excited, don't recollect that one in my last spelling bee.

[JFootin]

Remember, O'Dell has a birthday this year. February 29.

[OldLincoln]

Okay to start this month off with an old funny from 2008.....
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle road here.

RICHARD CHENEY: Where's my gun?

SARAH PALIN: Where's MY gun? That chicken's got no choice!

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

EVERYONE'S GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one???

[MikeyKahr]

Remember, O'Dell has a birthday this year. February 29.

Yeah he'll finally be turning 16! Way to go O'Dell, let us know when you get your temps!

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[O'Dell]

Remember, O'Dell has a birthday this year. February 29.

Yea! PM me for the address to send presents.

[O'Dell]

Yeah he'll finally be turning 16! Way to go O'Dell, let us know when you get your temps!

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Actually, I was 16 four years ago. This year I make 17.