Not So Famous Quotes

[Armybrat]

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

- Mark Twain

[Longitude Zero]

The words pro and con are opposites that we have seen. If progress means moving forward what does Congress mean? Nipsey Russell

[LaP]

I always keep a small flask of whiskey in my left coat pocket just in case of snake-bite.
And, I always keep a small snake in my right coat pocket.

W.C. Fields



Here's a classic Rodney Dangerfield:
The first time I had sex, I was scared...... I was all alone at the time.

[sharpetop]

Do you know where to find sympathy? Between sh1t and syphillis in the dictionary! [unkown]

[dirtkicker]

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.
It must outrun the fastest lion or be killed.

Every morning in Africa a lion wakes up.
It must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or starve.

Lion or Gazelle, when the sun comes up, you better be running.

[ltxi]

Fortunately, at my age this no longer applies.