APRIL.... Who Could Forget April????

[MikeyKahr]

Bawanna thins?

For a second there I mistook you for a man who didn't have a shrink ray.

I wonder what a pair of Bawanna thins would look like on this manstopper.

[JFootin]

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

I saw an ad for a new product line on TV tonight. Thought it was a joke, but found the website...





http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

Is this not hillarious? I'm going to buy it! What a humorous oddity to display on a shelf in a bathroom!

[Tinman507]

OMG!! I know a guy I need to buy that for. We call him monkey butt.

[JFootin]

They say it was developed for motorcycle riders who sweated riding their Harleys on hot summer days and got the monkey butt as a result. I know some fellas around here that could use this stuff, especially Jocko!

[wyntrout]

OMG!! I know a guy I need to buy that for. We call him monkey butt.

Dang! he must be a CLOSE acquaintance if you're THAT intimate!

Wynn

[mr surveyor]

I've been using MonkeyButt powder for 5-6 years during the summers. It works pretty good.

[OldLincoln]

Shucks, a cool cushion held in place with duct tape is all ya need!

When programming I would sit for hours without getting up from my chair. I had a very good leather chair but it didn't breath and I sweat seat and back something awful. I finally got a cool cushion and sat on that in the chair and the problem was solved.

[Bawanna]

Shucks, a cool cushion held in place with duct tape is all ya need!

When programming I would sit for hours without getting up from my chair. I had a very good leather chair but it didn't breath and I sweat seat and back something awful. I finally got a cool cushion and sat on that in the chair and the problem was solved.

Wheelchairs sometimes have that same effect. Not sure I'm gonna go for the monkey powder though.

[SpecK]

I've been using MonkeyButt powder for 5-6 years during the summers. It works pretty good.

Does it work for mud butt too?

[mr surveyor]

for those of us that have an "active outdoor life", nay of us are plagued with a condition one of my former field hands dubbed "butt-sweat"....all that sweat that pours down to the small of back, and keeps traveling South. If you powder up those parts unknown, as well as those "better known", it makes a big difference in how well you can walk at the end of the day.

The Monkey powder is o.k., but I've used Gold Bond Powder for many, many years when needed. It's almost like air conditioning

[Tinman507]

Butt-sweat aka swamp a$$

[Tinman507]

[Bawanna]

Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a
venison steak.

But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they
were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the
priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You
were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the
wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and
prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.

[jeepster09]

The Silent Fart...
An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway
through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aids."

[Tinman507]

Lol!!