For us men over 50.

[OldLincoln]

Yamy Bamy Ding Dong.... Tootie Fruity, Oh Rooty !!

[Barth]

I've pretty much decided that doctors suck.

[steve666]

Mine has been checked regularly since I hit 50. I think my doctor is a perv who likes shoving stuff up my butt!

[JFootin]

Well, I have tried so many of these expensive mail order prostate suppliments, and none of them do me any good at all! And the medicines that the doctor prescribes to shrink my prostate start turning me into a woman! I grow man-boobs, I get softer all over, I get moody and my third leg shrinks!

So, I just deal with the swelling and impinged flow, and I take Toviaz ER to relax and provide more control for my bladder muscle, which was the major issue (incontinence) that I wanted solved anyway.

Getting old sure isn't any fun!

[Chuck54]

Over 50 what ?

[OldLincoln]

A friend of mine had the rooter rooter job, said it wasn't bad but sure worked well. He knew every bathroom in town, but now doesn't need them. I like that notion better than more damn pills. Especially when you have to take pills to counter balance effects from other pills.

[TheTman]

I been on a little different formula for several months, and it's helped me out, just thought I might share. I grew no man breasstes, but was nice not to have to go all the time and to be shooting at a higher flow than I was. It's a ***** when you forget to take it for a couple days. Things shrink back up, and you're back where you started.

[Krusty]

Rotfl, everybody below 60 is a spring chicken here in south Florida hehe

[MikeyKahr]

This thread makes me feel... YOUNG!

[JFootin]

This thread makes me feel... YOUNG!

Enjoy it, cousin, because old age will sneak up on you faster than you think. :19:

I am going to get that new book by Suzanne Sommers where she is redefining aging with hormone supplimentation and stuff. She beat cancer and is now getting better and better looking. Hard to believe she is 65!

[Barth]

I'm going to get bit by a vampire, change my name and move away....

I'm so low profile.
So I'm sure I can fit in anywhere unnoticed right?

[TheTman]

I do a lot of research into natural cures, one of the strangest things I've run across was "Cancer, The Forbidden Cures" by Mazzimo Mazzucco, an Italian Documentary maker that claims cancer has been cured many times, mostly with natural supplements, but since Big Drug Co.s can't profit from natural supplements they have the FDA suppress the cure. While they try and make a synthetic to do the same thing that fails 99 percent of the time. One italian Dr. found that by changing the PH of the tumour it would die, his simple method, was if he could get a needle to the tumour, he injected it with a mixture of baking soda and water to make turn it more alkaline and it dies. If you think the FDA is on your side, then you may be mistaken.
The FDA is certainly on the side of Big Drug Co.s because everyone shares in the profits when a new drug is approved and the FDA gets a big payday. I just found they put Mazzuco's documentary on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWLrfNJICeM it's a 90 minute documentary, so make some time if you plan to watch it. I only saw the interview with Mazzuco where he talked about the cures, and didn't get to watch the whole documentary yet. I am going to very soon though.
If you are at risk of cancer or know someone suffering from it as I have, it might help you out. I'm terribly interested in these things because if I get any more cancer I do NOT want to have to take that damn chemo again. That was the most horrible thing I've ever went thru. Also Suzanne Somers was mentioned earlier, she beat cancer using some of these things. I find it sad that women are mutilated everyday for breast cancer, when a simple shot of baking soda and water would kill the tumour and they'd be fine.
Of course not every cure works for every cancer, that's why Laetrille treatments don't always work, different things work on different types of cancer. People are let down by the FDA and when something like Laetrille comes around, the rush to it hoping it cures all cancers, when it's only effective on certain types, so many are dissapointed and bitter when it doesn't work for them. I'd highly suggest to take 90 minutes and watch the Forbidden Cures documentary, it could change your or someone you love's life.

[getsome]

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[TheTman]

Getsome, you don't happen to have some "staff members" for those of us that are single and would need a friendly staff member of the opposite sex to make the visit more enjoyable. If you do I'll be making my reservations very soon

[getsome]

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