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  • #151
    Originally posted by jocko View Post
    do thjey both play banjo's???/ Just sayin

    u know kissin cousins can also be both males to, so lets get that sh!t out of the way..
    Fortunately I'm not a direct descendant of the Uncle and Niece so I have only 5 fingers on each hand and 5 toes on each foot. Sometimes I have been accused of having a screw loose though. Fortunately I have never been accused of being related to a goat, LOL

    Hey, and there is none of the guy to guy stuff either. They might have played banjos though.
    The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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    • #152
      It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show-Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
      "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
      The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the Watch, Watch the Watch, Watch the Watch
      The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights twinkling as they were reflected from it's gleaming surfaces. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch. And then, suddenly,
      the chain broke!!!
      The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact" "SH!T !!! " said Claude.

      It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center and Claude was never invited to entertain again!
      "Life Member NRA"
      I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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      • #153
        HA! HA!

        Wynn
        USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
        Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
        Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

        Thomas Jefferson said

        “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
        and
        "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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        • #154
          Thanks for the laugh!
          On the internet, the number of posts do not correlate to actual knowledge.
          The notch is supposed to be there as well as the bulge at the front of the frame!
          You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws.





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          • #155
            Been thinking about taking up skydiving.


            Not anymore.
            "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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            • #156
              I understand

              Originally posted by yqtszhj View Post
              Fortunately I'm not a direct descendant of the Uncle and Niece so I have only 5 fingers on each hand and 5 toes on each foot. Sometimes I have been accused of having a screw loose though. Fortunately I have never been accused of being related to a goat, LOL

              Hey, and there is none of the guy to guy stuff either. They might have played banjos though.
              but I just figured if obummer said it was now ok for this guyt on guy stuff, then mahybe ur banjo relation would not come out of the closet and maybe play a tone fur us. I mean on the banjo to.
              . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


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              MAY GOD BLESS MUGGSY

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              • #157
                Ok I may be a little behind the times, but I am looking for the video clip where Jeremy Clarkson punches Piers Morgan. Any help from the talent here would be much appreciated.
                Attitude: it takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile...and 3 for proper trigger squeeze.

                The olive branch is considered a symbol of peace, and good will. Last time I checked, it's still a switch.

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                • #158
                  http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...ail&FORM=VIRE3
                  http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                  In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                  Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                  Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                  Cue sound of Head slap.

                  RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                  • #159
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                    Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
                    NRA Life Member
                    NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
                    That notch in the rail is supposed to be there

                    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
                    --Thomas Jefferson (1764).

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                    • #160
                      sigpic
                      Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
                      NRA Life Member
                      NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
                      That notch in the rail is supposed to be there

                      "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
                      --Thomas Jefferson (1764).

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                      • #161
                        Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
                        http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...ail&FORM=VIRE3
                        Kimosabe, I saw that before. I'm guessing you didn't actually watch that video. It shows not the actual footage. I do so want to see Piers get ***** slapped.
                        Attitude: it takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile...and 3 for proper trigger squeeze.

                        The olive branch is considered a symbol of peace, and good will. Last time I checked, it's still a switch.

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                        • #162
                          There was a whole page of links to your inquiry. Perhaps I copied the wrong one.

                          I really don't want to look at him any more getting punched or not.
                          http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                          In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                          Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                          Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                          Cue sound of Head slap.

                          RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                          • #163
                            Must be really yummy!

                            Very interesting...

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                            • #164
                              Wonder if they are glutton free and low on polyunsaturated fats?

                              I treat my body like a shrine. A nasty dirty party atmosphere shrine but a shrine none the less.
                              http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                              In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                              Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                              Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                              Cue sound of Head slap.

                              RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                              • #165
                                I would have had to take that sign. I might ask the manager what they taste like first though.
                                The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

                                Want to see what will be the end of our country as we know it???
                                Visit here:
                                http://www.usdebtclock.org/

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