April Warning! Anything goes here! (Within reason!)

[MW surveyor]

Probably not chicken!

[Barth]

Fun in America

Call me kooky - but isn't tasty ass an oxymoron?

I'm still wanting one of those cool bulletproof whiteboards.
Just to carry around all the time and be totally safe.
BTW when are the bulletproof backpacks coming out?

Isn't this a wonderful age we live in?

[jeepster09]

Questions you just can't answer

• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
• Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• What is the speed of darkness?
• Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
• If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
• Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
• Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
• Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
• Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

[JFootin]

Longtail Ts are on sale just today at Duluth Trading. These are especially good for use in concealed carry in the Summertime. They have a funked up website. The ones that are on sale have a bar through the regular price. They advertize even lower prices for closeouts, but there are NEVER any closeout items in stock. When checking out, it will say it doesn't like your billing address. Just reenter the same stuff and it will take it the second time. If you buy > $75 worth, shipping is free (saves almost $12); use code T13C065C5.

[MW surveyor]

jeepster09 - I've got the answers to all of your questions. They may not be correct, but I do have the answers

barth - The back packs and all of that other stuff are out and available. Not sure how good that stuff is. Can you say.........head shot......groin shot?

[wyntrout]

Longtail Ts are on sale just today at Duluth Trading. These are especially good for use in concealed carry in the Summertime. They have a funked up website. The ones that are on sale have a bar through the regular price. They advertize even lower prices for closeouts, but there are NEVER any closeout items in stock. When checking out, it will say it doesn't like your billing address. Just reenter the same stuff and it will take it the second time. If you buy > $75 worth, shipping is free (saves almost $12); use code T13C065C5.

Years ago, I bought enough Tees from them for the rest of my life... can't pass up sales and free shipping. I have boxes of voluminous tees and large Lands End Polos in my closet... all for CCW. Those large long-tailed tees are great for CCW.

Wynn

[JFootin]

Absolutely Incredible!

This video is hard to believe! Not once did he have to put a foot down or make a steering correction. Wow!

Police Officer Demonstrating Incredible Skill Maneuvering Motorcycle

For those who don't trust blind links, here it is:

"https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=502407046492436&set=vb.154798851253259 &type=2&theater"

Can anybody tell me how much that fully decked out Police Harley weighs?

[Bawanna]

They weigh a ton. That ole boy has the gift.

[jocko]

ol jocko did that once at a raly in Missouri. I got an award to: Yes I knocked down every fokking cone they had UP AND NEVER once dropped the bike or put a foot down. It is all how u approach it. Just sayin.


I would bet the colonel and his chair could not do what that officer did. Heis truly amazing, and if u listened u could hear the floor boards grinding the pavement. I bet he replaces them offten and they have to be sharp as a raxor to. truly an amazing feet

[jocko]

thab eing

This video is hard to believe! Not once did he have to put a foot down or make a steering correction. Wow!

Police Officer Demonstrating Incredible Skill Maneuvering Motorcycle

For those who don't trust blind links, here it is:

"https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=502407046492436&set=vb.154798851253259 &type=2&theater"

Can anybody tell me how much that fully decked out Police Harley weighs?

a Road King and with police sh!t on it and the rider, gonna say 720# bike, 50# police sh!t, 175# cop. total 945#, full tanke 50#, now 995#. If he can shoot as good as he rides, he has to be one of the best..

actually after watchig some of those guys perform, makes one want to go backhome drive the bike in the garage, lock all doors and throw away the key.

[JFootin]

Well, just be glad they don't ask you to do that for your motorcycle license! If you look close, he is a very thin, light individual, which makes it that much more amazing how effortless it seems for him to handle that hog like that. Best of the best!

[Bawanna]

Years ago when I worked in a warehouse in Seattle a Seattle motor officer tried to turn around at our little side street. It was a main drag but our little side street was a pot holed gravelly not great road.
He hit the gravel and dumped his Harley on his side.

I happened to be on the loading dock and saw him go down, he kind of stepped off so wasn't hurt but he wasn't happy neither.

I helped him get the thing upright, no easy chore even for two of us.

Worked out well, him and his pals often times ate lunch across the street where I often went and we got to be pals and pals with his pals too.

Kind of nice to have friends on the side of justice and right, especially when you get pulled over on traffic stop.

[jocko]

really doesn'tmatter, ur not carrying a motorcycle, ur riding it,and it is all about leaning and looking. He is truly an amazing rider. HD have very low center of gravity and his light weight is an asset over some bull hog on the seat..

He is the Todd Jarrett of motorcycle riders. Would hateto guess the many hundreds of hours he has put on that seat just doing that stuff.

[Bawanna]

He does appear to be very very fit which I'm sure really helps horsing the hog through those unnatural aerobatics.

Just an amazingly talented rider and I'm sure he's spent plenty of hours on the saddle practicing some of that stuff.

I might have to charge up the monster power chair at home and set up a few cones. I'm sure compared to him I'll suck but I'm inspired.

[yqtszhj]

that guy is GOOD.