April Warning! Anything goes here! (Within reason!)

[JFootin]

Jfootin, a call to my DA's office with ANY kind of threat right now will get a quick and likely unpleasant response. Then again, look at the news and see what hasn't long happened in my county.

Well, he did that using the BG's cell phone.

[jlottmc]

My point is, one probably wouldn't be able to hang up fast enough. (Hint do a Google search on recent events in the DFW area counties, include results for the DA's office)

Oh and the 40 lbs. animal thing... I thought sheep weighed in ok, or is it lamb?

[Barth]

Jocko's Poodles Authenticity Qestioned


A man who thought he bought a pair of poodles at an outdoor market.
Brought them home to the vet only to be told they were actually ferrets on steroids.
The man, a retiree from Catamarca, purchased the animals from Jocko.
The veterinarian informed him the ferrets
"had been given steroids at birth to increase their size
and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle,"
the paper says He paid $150 per poodle.

[jocko]

#1 never trust ol jocko. #2 never trust ol jocko when he is onb his Harley as he is in a whole different woalrd at that time.

#3. quickest $300 bucks I ever made.

#4 I sold um to a fokkin Honder rider. I They resembled his fat ass wife.

#5 I rest my case

[Bawanna]

Been around since Moses wore short pants but it still pleases me.


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him in to his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We don't let just anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

[Bawanna]

Anybody but me waste 2 1/2 hours of their life watching the movie of the year Argo?

How pathetic was the year that this would be the best of the best.

My wife bought it, 20 bucks and 2 1/2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

Maybe I could sell it, 75 cents delivered? Too much?

[Barth]

Anybody but me waste 2 1/2 hours of their life watching the movie of the year Argo?

How pathetic was the year that this would be the best of the best.

My wife bought it, 20 bucks and 2 1/2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

Maybe I could sell it, 75 cents delivered? Too much?

Yes

[Bawanna]

****.

[MW surveyor]

So it was movie of the year when?

Never heard of it, never saw it, never want to see it.

[Tinman507]

Is it just me or have we all crossed over to irrelevance and out of touch-ness? It seems all the things I enjoy and the standards I grew up with are suddenly against the mainstream. What I think is cool is out of style and what is considered cool is abhorrent to me. It's like i woke up this morning and became my parents. What the hell happened?

[OldLincoln]

Just you!

[Tinman507]

[GROTMAN]

Tinman.. We are the same age and I Know how you feel. Sometimes I look in the mirror I see my dad looking back at me.. I look back and can't believe the changes in this country over the past 30 yrs or so. Sometimes I wish I could go back to when things were more simple and carefree..or maybe it was just me..

[ltxi]

Is it just me or have we all crossed over to irrelevance and out of touch-ness? It seems all the things I enjoy and the standards I grew up with are suddenly against the mainstream. What I think is cool is out of style and what is considered cool is abhorrent to me. It's like i woke up this morning and became my parents. What the hell happened?

Timely. I turn 70 tomorrow. If I live that long.

[Barth]

It's just you.

Tinman.. We are the same age and I Know how you feel. Sometimes I look in the mirror I see my dad looking back at me.. I look back and can't believe the changes in this country over the past 30 yrs or so. Sometimes I wish I could go back to when things were more simple and carefree..or maybe it was just me..

I certainly don't see my dad when I look in the mirror - LOL!
And there's no way I want to turn back the clock 30 years either
(middle of second nightmare marriage).
Back then concealed carry was mostly reserved for the elite.
Plus no cell phones or internet?
It really wasn't the good old days for me.

We have big issues that need to be dealt with for sure.
But this is a special time as well.