April Warning! Anything goes here! (Within reason!)

[muggsy]

he looks like a two bit con..

He is a two bit con.

[Bawanna]

He is a two bit con.

See how much better I'm doing lately. You have to know that's exactly what I wanted to say but I held it in. I knew I could count on someone not to let me down and the facts would get out. Thanks muggsy for not letting me down.

Yours in Political Correctness

bawanna

[AIRret]

Here's a good April Fools;
Obummer becomes a WORLD champion skeet shooter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JFootin]

See how much better I'm doing lately. You have to know that's exactly what I wanted to say but I held it in. I knew I could count on someone not to let me down and the facts would get out. Thanks muggsy for not letting me down.

Yours in Political Correctness

bawanna

No, you wanted to say monkey! Admit it. You know it's true!

[Bawanna]

No, you wanted to say monkey! Admit it. You know it's true!

But I didn't! That's the point, I also made no mention of the missing links wife's fat backside, ah crap, look what you done, 3 months of therapy down the drain.

[MW surveyor]

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, the car hits it full on, and the
car comes to a stop.
Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out
and check--you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but
it was old. "You were driving,
so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy. Two hours later the chauffeur
returns totally plastered, hair
ruffled with a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks
Nancy. The chauffeur replies,
"When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the
wife gave me a wonderful meal and
the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy. "I
just knocked on the door
and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've
just killed the old cow."

Posted without comment!
MW

[wyntrout]

Big Laugh on that one!

Wynn

[RevRay]

How about this ... what's the record for the largest number of posts by someone who doesn't actually own a gun yet? I just passed 100 a couple of days ago.

I think there is a guy on the S&W forum and also someone on the Cast Boolit forums that have you beat by several hundred posts!

So what are you saying ... I'm the man here on KahrTalk?

[Bawanna]

So what are you saying ... I'm the man here on KahrTalk?

I think your definitely the man here on Kahrtalk but not for long. I hope.

I probably have the most post for a guy that used to have guns but don't have any anymore.

[MW surveyor]

So what are you saying ... I'm the man here on KahrTalk?

Yep! You da man here on Kahr Talk. That other guy is just a poser.

[Barth]

Bawanna's New Shotgun Load

[MW surveyor]

Ring bearer

First the semi-serious

Youngest daughter (34 years old) has decided to get married after years of saying it's not gonna happen. The wedding is not until June and she has asked her sister to provide my grandson as the rig bearer. So it's ok with the older daughter but she has some reservations as the younger daughter wants the grandson to wear a kilt. He says that he's not wearing a kilt (or as he calls it a skirt) or a tux (yes you can get them for a 2 year old).

So today I find this little snip and send it to both daughters. Both of them got a kick out of it. Hope you do too.

[GROTMAN]

[Tinman507]

Maryland School Board Nixes “L” From Alphabet Because it Looks Like a Gun

http://www.guns.com/2013/04/01/maryl...ks-like-a-gun/

[Tinman507]