May's Mother of all threads Mayhem. Be nice.

[RevRay]

Well, Cayla Alana finally arrived at 1:14 AM CDT! She weighed 7 lbs 10 ounces and is 21 inches long. My Ex said she's beautiful... takes after her mother, I guess.

NOW I'm a grandfather! We plan to go see them early next month... our family reunion for the year!

Wynn

Congratulations, Wynn! Enjoy your visit when the time comes, and be sure to play it safe when you drive across the Ohio River. Some places assume the 2nd Amendment was just some form of a joke.

[wyntrout]

I'm trying to fix supper, but thought I would try to post the only photo I have so far. It's a little dark, but Cayla is alert and really focused... like "What the heck do you want!?" It's a cell phone picture from sometime Friday and kind of dark, but she has blonde hair and really blue eyes... so I'm told! I just talked to my daughter Sharon about an hour or so ago and her husband just got back from Marion... back to the hospital in Saint Louis. Sharon and Cayla are doing well. Cayla is on anti-seizure medication and sleeping a lot. The doctors think she may have had a seizure before the birth, but the medication is helping and maybe she'll be able to develop and grow out of any problem. She certainly was alert and responsive... and ate well... fed by bottle. Hopefully we'll get more info and pictures to post, but that's it for now. Grandfather Wynn... not up to Gramps or Grandpa... yet!

[GROTMAN]

Wyn ..congrats on being a grandfather. Think this should be your next purchase..

[Tinman507]

Wyn,

Congratulations Grandpa!! She's beautiful!! She's gonna break hearts for sure.

[wyntrout]

Blonde with blue eyes... and maybe an attitude... I can't wait to see her!

Wynn

[RevRay]

She's a cutie pie, Wynn. Be sure to post a picture of you holding her when the time comes.

[wyntrout]

I sure will! There's just something special about little girls! For one thing, they grow up into young ladies!

Wynn

[JFootin]

Congratulations Wynn! She's beautiful! I have a new great grand niece named Rachel Ann and she's a beauty, too. She and mother Anna are doing well.



LOL! Every picture I have of her so far, she is asleep.

[LorenzoB]

May's Mother of all threads Mayhem. Be nice.

Congrats Gramps!

[wyntrout]

Yes, and what a great picture, John! Congratulations to you and your family!

Wynn

[Barth]

Watching the classics over the Holidays

[Barth]

Must See TV

[DeaconKC]

Congrts to both of you! Wyn, I'm just 8 miles from Marion,

[jeepster09]

Doctor/patient sex

A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head
that said: "Don't worry about it.
You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients
and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,
whispering..........



"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."

[jeepster09]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'