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  • #16
    I'm grinning very very widely, because I'm reading it with other people around and I didn't want to interrupt their conversation.

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    • #17
      u laugh

      Originally posted by RevRay View Post
      Yea, but all of his alliterations are typos.
      I have depends all over the house floors, as I have a old dog, who has problems at times. People think it is for me and put there by my loving wife. I also use depends alot when changing fluids in my motorcycle to. makes a nice protective area and soaks up pretty good to. there is more to depens rev, than just pissin in them. Just sayin
      . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


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      • #18
        Did somebody say "Oktoberfest"?

        A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
        -Rudyard Kipling

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
          A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.

          'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off.' You're going to break something.’
          He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping centre.

          Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

          Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, A diarrhoea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

          When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
          She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

          When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

          'Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?' she asks.

          He says, 'I've been a doctor for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !'


          You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!
          Yes I'm laughing!!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Armybrat View Post
            Did somebody say "Oktoberfest"?

            No I'm not laughing!


            And yes they are criminals.

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            • #21
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              Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
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              That notch in the rail is supposed to be there

              "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
              --Thomas Jefferson (1764).

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              • #22
                oh my!!!!! Just saying thatlittle blonde is areal cutie. I could drink a Munchen with her any day. Just sayin
                . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


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                • #23
                  Originally posted by jocko View Post
                  oh my!!!!! Just saying thatlittle blonde is areal cutie. I could drink a Munchen with her any day. Just sayin
                  Boobs are too big
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                  • #24
                    I never knew there was a TOO BIG. Just sayin

                    In tinman photo the second from the right is a real doll baby. I can read her lips and it is saying come on ol jocko, GO FOR IT.Just sayin
                    . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by ltxi View Post
                      Boobs are too big
                      Her what?

                      I was droolin' over that German beer.

                      Lot of dirty oldfarts here.
                      A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
                      -Rudyard Kipling

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by ltxi View Post
                        Boobs are too big
                        Given Itxi's pickyness from now on Itxi will be referred to as "Goldielocks"
                        The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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                        • #27
                          Jawohl!

                          A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
                          -Rudyard Kipling

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by ltxi View Post
                            Boobs are too big
                            Originally posted by yqtszhj View Post
                            Given Itxi's pickyness from now on Itxi will be referred to as "Goldielocks"
                            Well...Goldielocks knows what it's like to have had a concussion and eye almost put out by a flying, oversize boob. It's enough to put one off Hooter's for life.
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                            • #29
                              I went to Octoberfest in Munich 3 times 1983-1985. The first was by myself, the next with my partner-in-life-to-be... wife of 27+ years.

                              The beer maids didn't look nearly so nice! The liter-sized steins go pretty quickly, though, and everything looks better! They make a fortune on the "restroom" concessions... 1 Deutschmark per person usage back then... a little more than a U.S. quarter. It seems like the bier was around 5 marks or so then... the U.S. dollar being about 3 marks or so.



                              OUR first trip/overnight outing was to the Bad Dürkheim Weinfest in September 1984 where the wine glasses were .5 liters in size! That stuff goes quickly and is stronger!

                              München was one of my favorite cities during my 3-year stay at Zweibrücken Air Base, West Germany, as we called it then.

                              Wynn
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                              Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

                              Thomas Jefferson said

                              “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
                              and

                              "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by ltxi View Post
                                Well...Goldielocks knows what it's like to have had a concussion and eye almost put out by a flying, oversize boob. It's enough to put one off Hooter's for life.
                                Get back up on that horse Goldie...
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