October’s Omnibus Organization of Outstanding Out of the Ordinary Opinions

[Bawanna]

Tinman a conasewer of Scotch? Who knew?

I've never seen double black either but I'll keep my eyes peeled. Never looked too hard.

The one store I rarely go into always has the Scotch on the top shelf where I can't reach it. I think my wife cut a deal with them to do that. Conspiracy I tell ya, they are everywhere.

[jocko]

Is

Green is sublime. Pricey as hell, but totally worth it.

An alternative is Jonnie Walker Double Black. A little more than Black but REALLY smoky and smooth.

JW about the only maker who makes their grades in diffeerent cap colors ??? I am not a scotch drniker, so just askng. I always thought Mogan David wine was just out of this world but high prices at $1.89 a gallon. So little do I know.

But nuttin like a 16 ounce glass of Mogan David "blue" backed up by a Marco Petri stogie. Oh my ,,u can have heaven on earth, my friends

In Italian neighborhoods, ur not a man until u can puff a Marco Petri stogie down to two fingers. I once had one in my mouth on my bike and had to ask for directions and pulled into a black neighbor hood, and those darkskinned guys ran like they seen a ghost. I thought for a second, ol jocko was one macho mean m***fooker, until I then realized it was the Stogie. Just sayin

True story!!

[RevRay]

In Italian neighborhoods, ur not a man until u can puff a Marco Petri stogie down to two fingers. I once had one in my mouth on my bike and had to ask for directions and pulled into a black neighbor hood, and those darkskinned guys ran like they seen a ghost. I thought for a second, ol jocko was one macho mean m***fooker, until I then realized it was the Stogie. Just sayin

True story!!

I just learned something new ... not all of jocko's stories are true ... evidently he adds the words "True story!!" at the end to let you know the difference ... just saying.

[Planedude]

Thanks for the lesson on Scotch guys. I figured if I just strolled into the local package store and said "what's a good Scotch" I would be shown the single most expensive bottle in the joint.
Odd as it may sound, buying the most expensive bottle would piss off the old guy it is meant for. He would know I put no thought into the purchase and would figure me to just be showing off...

He would drink it though. I am going to miss seeing Sammy everyday.

[Tinman507]

[Bawanna]

Dang it I'm getting a chubby.

Where's the Double Black someone mentioned.

Makes me want some.

Van's going in for at tranny fluid / filter change tomorrow, if that cures its ailments I'm definitely gonna get me some maybe even black or green.

Wife is leaving me for a week on Sunday, might need it for medicinal purposes.

She'll also be more than 300 miles away so I'm legally separated in case anybody wants to have an affair.

[jocko]

u

forgot Mogan David Red and Orange label

[Tinman507]

Mad Dog Jocko

[jocko]

well

Mad Dog Jocko

does it surprise any of u???Just sayin. I have no original thoughts as u well know I never had a momma.. a fisherman found me floating in a basket in the Wabash River. He thought I might be the second commingof christ until he seen the basket was made in china and I had a diaper made in Indonesia and my bottle was MOGAN DAVID RED.

and Rev, thatis the truth

[MikeyKahr]

Re: October’s Omnibus Organization of Outstanding Out of the Ordinary Opinions

The Blue was divine. Still savoring that shot years later.

[Bawanna]

For some reason I couldn't help thinking of Jocko and Wyn reading this. Not together ya understand in any mano mano way or nothing like that.

To keep you up-dated?
Wal-Mart Wine

Wal-Mart in the U.S. announced that, sometime in 2014, it will begin
offering customers a new discount item, its own store-brand of wine. The
world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery
of California to produce the wine at an affordable price, in the $2.00-$3.50
range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine,"
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas ,
"and the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for
the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a
white meat.

[OldLincoln]

I had some Two Buck Chuck years ago and it was good. Got another box of it and it was not so good. Turns out they get leftover wine from various vineyards and mix it together. Can be good, can be bad. Now I just don't care for wine of any kind.

[Bawanna]

I had one horrible experience with the grapes, Annie Greensprings I think. I'm fairly certain it was a combination of poor quality and way too much quantity.
Didn't know it was possible for my bunk bed to spin at a higher RPM than my mustang motor at the time.

Haven't touched the grapes since. Actually can't hardly stand the smell of it.

You might say that one experience body slammed me into the bed of the wagon and I ain't fell off yet.

[getsome]

Had a very similar condition in my young teenage days involving Smokey Mountain Grape Wine and several Tampa Nugget cigars during a campout....Took me near 3 days to get over that sick spell...To this day I can't stomach the smell of wine, thank God we didn't pull our bender with Beer so I can still enjoy a cold brewski ever now and then but keep those demon grapes away from me!!!!

[Bawanna]

Amen brother, it was a solid 3 days and maybe more for me as well. I try not to dwell on the memory, it was some ugly.