February's Frivolities, Flames and Free For All

[GROTMAN]

[Bawanna]

Funny story on a crappy week for bawanna. Monday my dog crossed the river, wednesday morning my wife got abdominal pains bad and I met her at our local hospital where we spent the day doing basically nothing but sucking down pain meds. Figured out it's a blockage in the pancreas but that's another story. Anyhow no hospital would take her since it was in a bad spot, anyhow we finally got tranferred to downtown Seattle. "The Jungle". Buildings tall, streets narrow, weird freaky people everywhere, we're talking ugly. Now suddenly the brakes on the van are toast and whine like a bleedin heart liberal at the SHOT show when I put on the brakes.

Anyhow I've been going down everyday since last wednesday, didn't go today, just couldn't handle it. Anyhow they were suppose to let her out yesterday so I went down to get her, when I get there they do the blood pressure and temp thing and say she can't go, everything is high, pain is coming back. They were suppose to do surgery Friday but wanted to wait and scratch their heads some more, so anyhow the reason for my post here.

I was wearing a long sleeve dept swat T shirt, kind of chilly and it's comfy. It has POLICE written down the arms. I usually don't wear it except at work, never to a store or anything like that even though it's perfectly legal, but I figured downtown with 2 guns 4 extra mags and head on a swivel who really cared.

So I've been ticked all week since they aren't doing anything. I get on the elevator and Doogie Houser (kind of looks like Shaun White the snow board dude before he combed his hair, real piece of work) our doctor happens to get on at the same time. He says I really shouldn't wear a shirt that says POLICE on the sleeve as people will think I work for the police. I told him I do work for the police and I showed him my badge.

Then I told him he shouldn't really wear a white lab coat, people might think he's a doctor. I felt a lot better after that.

[wyntrout]

Good one! I hope your wife recovers and gets home okay.

Wynn

[bob98366]

Colonel, change doctors if you can. Sounds like he's not doing much for your bride anyway.

[getsome]

Hope things get better for Mrs Bawanna there boss....I absolutely hate hospitals and even if you are the picture of health if you hang out there long enough you're going to end up sick....More bad germs in a hospital than in the snot rag bucket at a day care center....Good luck to you both, hope you get her home soon and all is well!!!...

[Tinman507]

Boss,

Hope mama gets well soon. If mama ain't happy, ain't no one happy.

[Bawanna]

Hoping today is the day, they say she may have cured herself which is a good thing since they didn't seem to be able to so squat.

I agree we'll all be a lot better when I get her home.

Sounds like she's not in pain and off the pain meds. Scan showed the stone or whatever they call it may have passed, there's a 2nd one but they say it shouldn't bother her and I'm sure they couldn't do anything with it either.

Gonna be a very large bill for a whole lot of nothing me thinks.

[RevRay]

If it is a stone there really isn't much they can do ... I hope she's able to be home asap. God bless.

[Bawanna]

Just got home. Picked her up, got out of town alive, didn't have to shoot anybody. Beat the traffic issues. Life is good. Back to normal starting now.

[ltxi]

Just got home. Picked her up, got out of town alive, didn't have to shoot anybody. Beat the traffic issues. Life is good. Back to normal starting now.

Big Thumbs Up!!

[Alfonse]

Just got home. Picked her up, got out of town alive, didn't have to shoot anybody. Beat the traffic issues. Life is good. Back to normal starting now.

Fantastic. I do have to wonder about the "normal" part though...

[Bawanna]

Ok maybe the normal part was kind of a stretch, I'll give ya that one.

Hell if I was normble yall probably wouldn't let me hang out with ya, I'd stick out like a goat at Jocko's house.

[Alfonse]

I thought you were getting societal on us. Whew.

[yqtszhj]

Just got home. Picked her up, got out of town alive, didn't have to shoot anybody. Beat the traffic issues. Life is good. Back to normal starting now.

Tell Mrs. B that we all hope she's doing better.

Next time don't be so nice to Doogie Houser. Tell him you're tired, hungry, and don't want any $H!T from him. He needs to shut up, do something, and get you and Mrs. B home. That should get him moving because so doesn't have to see you any more. I find it works sometimes.

My son out there was telling me Seattle is a freak show. He said he doesn't go down there much. He stays on the other side of the mtn's where the gun shows are when he leaves Whidbey.

[bob98366]

My son out there was telling me Seattle is a freak show. He said he doesn't go down there much. He stays on the other side of the mtn's where the gun shows are when he leaves Whidbey.

+1 Your son is wise beyond his years.