February's Frivolities, Flames and Free For All

[Bawanna]

I'm on the wrong side of the mountains but I'm far enough away from the freak show. Not far enough but it'll do for now. Our little town has gotten to damn big but that's everywhere.

Maybe someday I'll be Alfonse's neighbor, have our own shooting range, and a little more open space.

We're hurting for outdoor places to shoot anymore, I need to recon some out in the woods area's more. I just hate having to drive too far.

Still legal to shoot out my back door but the neighborhood has grown and if I did it very often or much they whine and it wouldn't be legal for long.

[TheTman]

[wyntrout]

OMG! LMAOAROTF!

Wynn

[GROTMAN]

So I've decided to start reloading.

[TheTman]

I get to meet some of our LEO's soon. Someone has been stealing propane from my tank and I need to file a report. I am also going to set up a trail cam and hope to catch the thief on film. Then need to get a new lid for my tank that is capable of being locked, and hopefully they have something that will fit around the connection at the hose, so I can lock it too. I'm hoping my insurance will cover the theft, I'll probably have to go to the propane company and get an estimate of how much propane I should have used during the last 3 weeks. I went to check the propane level about a week ago, and still had about 10% left, so I shut off my furnace, the only appliance that uses propane, and have been using space heaters to keep part of the house warm, since the price was still over $3 a gallon, and it's warming up so I don't have to worry about my pipes freezing. I checked the tank again yesterday, and it was completely empty. This really sucks since they gouged me for over $6 a gallon on my last order, which only lasted 3 weeks. No wonder people are stealing it. I have to file a report, then go to the propane company and get an estimate of what I should have used during that period, then see if my insurance will reimburse me for the loss. I bet the insurance will find some way to deny my claim, but it doesn't hurt to try. I think I'll probably call the Sheriff first, since the town I got annexed into never patrols out this far, and see if they want to take the report or have me file with the local force. Going to wait until tomorrow to start the process, since it's starting to get dark, and if they send someone out to take the report, they'll probably want to be able to see.

[GROTMAN]

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Jack. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, more than you have. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

[TheTman]

This lovely lady fell off a Harley that was riding by. Jocko, are you missing a passenger?

[TheTman]

Since this is the ass end of February