Pet Cat Attack

[Bawanna]

Even my girly girl wife said the minute she heard, throw a towel over it and call it a day.

Standard joke at our dinner table now where the psycho cat hangs out. I tell the kid don't piss it off I don't want to be trapped in the bedroom all evening waiting for a SWAT team.

[b4uqzme]

"They were hiding in the bedroom? What a bunch of pu$$ies". Mrs. b4uqzme.

Dog lover here but we have mice so we have cats. We get along OK but I never feel bad when they "wander off". Not like when we lose a dog. Then I'm a mess.

[chrish]

If it won't fit down the toilet...and if it sheds...not gonna be living in my house.

[leftysixty]

chrish, good one!!!

[Tinman507]

[muggsy]

There is. I have a acquaintance who lives in a rural area. He and his wife have 3 cats and he shoots EVERY dog he sees without hesitation or mercy. He is a bit weird too he is a gin drinker. Like I said weird.

A gin drinker, huh. That explains it all. Gin makes you want to sin, but hard liquor is quicker.

[dorangolv]

Cat humor

Some cat pictures for your amusement...

[jlottmc]

That cat's offense, in my house, would'a been his last

The things I seen cats and possums do'n, in the dark of night, have left me not liken cats. Some things can't be un seen.

It's crazy what you see drive'n round in a cop car at night. Who says mid watch ain't fun?

Exactly this. I bout ran over a hog one night coming up a road that wasn't finished yet, called the LT and Sgt told them not to be shocked if I came up behind them. It was funny.

[DanTana]

I'm not a cat lover, I can tolerate a cat and if they catch mice then great. If one attacked my son, I couldn't guarantee that cats safety for very long. I'd be damned if one trapped me in the bedroom. It would be time for cat season. I bet a blank would of sent that cat running.

[chrish]

I'm not a cat lover, I can tolerate a cat and if they catch mice then great. If one attacked my son, I couldn't guarantee that cats safety for very long. I'd be damned if one trapped me in the bedroom. It would be time for cat season. I bet a blank would of sent that cat running.

Blank nothin' ... cat pull that on me or a family member and it be a shoe (with my foot in it) to the head. PETA be damned. No need to waste ammo or alert the neighbors. It's a freakin' house cat.