Lost love affair with my 1911

[ltxi]

Just knew some...ah... person would have to start up with that. Not in my case, fwiw. I have average size feet.

[Barth]

Well, you do know the old saying of a man's hands is a direct comparison to his... ummm... can't really say the "word" on this forum, but I'm sure know what I'm talking about.

Could explain the multiple ex-wives.

Just saying.

Sorry, couldn't help that. You just left that opening and I couldn't pass it up!

What I know is that saying is a crock of sh1t.
How does 9" sound to you?
I walk softly and carry a big stick.

[muggsy]

I am always amazed at how quickly these threads can degenerate to maudlin sexual innuendo. Yer definitely my kinda guys. (In a manly sense.)