SEPTEMBER! Remember anything goes here thread. Within moral and ethical guidelines.

[Bawanna]

That's close to politics son but since it's so honest we'll leave it.

[Barth]

Do you have to check for Tarantulas or pit vipers before you grab the remote? Just asking.

I'm on the second floor in Paradise Valley.
Haven't seen any snakes, spiders, scorpions or other such creepy crawlers.

I'm right across the street from the Paradise Valley Mall.
It's not exactly the Wild West - LOL!

[TheLastDaze]

It's not exactly the wild west - LOL!

You get enough kids there on them toys and I'm sure it would be.....

[TheLastDaze]

its going to be so cold this winter obama's going to keep his hands in his own pockets, for a change....

[Barth]

its going to be so cold this winter obama's going to keep his hands in his own pockets, for a change....

I'll believe that when I see it - LOL!

[glock2619]

September.....Lookin forward to the first cool Saturday morning to go out with the Grandson and kill a few tree rats. Fried squirrel n gravy with mashed taters. And some homemade biscuits with fried apples on em!

[b4uqzme]

September.....Lookin forward to the first cool Saturday morning to go out with the Grandson and kill a few tree rats. Fried squirrel n gravy with mashed taters. And some homemade biscuits with fried apples on em!

^^^ good first post --- sounds like fun!!

[b4uqzme]

Grotman,

Your list reminds me of my Father-in-law. He's been telling the same "groaners" for many years...over and over again. He has them numbered. Now he just says; "number 7", and we all chuckle. Saves time.

[jeepster09]

Did you guys see on the news where the local Ferguson shoe store owner who's store was looted said every single pair of shoes were stolen, except the work boots.

[jeepster09]

A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the
halls in a nursing home.
As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."
She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at
him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

[jeepster09]

Nothing Like a Ford Truck.
New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out...




I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure—
it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.



I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.



" Nelson ", the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, " Ricky or Willie ?"



" Willie !" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.



Then he said, " Ray Charles!”, and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson ..
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and
if I said, "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.



Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,
but I swerved in time to avoid him…..



I yelled, "A$$ Hole!" Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."
Damn, I love this Ford truck....

[h2ohhh]

Ford is advertising a September special. Buy a truck and get a free puppy. This way you will have a buddy to walk home with.

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[b4uqzme]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3kpYiWdVWY Reagan telling three legged chicken joke.

[TheLastDaze]

Ford is advertising a September special. Buy a truck and get a free puppy. This way you will have a buddy to walk home with.

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best post in this thread yet !!!!!

[ced_56]

It looks like after 10+ yrs married and 8yrs of trying my wife and I might finally be expecting! Now I'm just praying it sticks