SEPTEMBER! Remember anything goes here thread. Within moral and ethical guidelines.

[TheLastDaze]

Detail stripped my PM9 today and wow, talk about some extra parts.... I guess Ive been spoiled with Glocks so long I forgot how many parts other guns have in their striker firearms.. Pretty straight forward now, maybe I'll do a write up with pics for those that have never done a detail strip in their life,unless of course there is already one up here

[GROTMAN]

A little southern ingenuity at work..

[TheLastDaze]

Lol love that

[downtownv]

As summer is nearing end This baseball classic will bring you back to simpler times!
Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg

[gb6491]

Detail stripped my PM9 today and wow, talk about some extra parts.... I guess Ive been spoiled with Glocks so long I forgot how many parts other guns have in their striker firearms.. ...

Really?
It seems to me there are 36 total parts (not including frame inserts) in my CW45. These are all user removable without damage to the pistol (the front sight would have to be glued back in or replaced).

There are 34 user removable (without damage) parts in my gen 3 Glock 19. That count rises to 36 if I were to dis-assemble the recoil spring assembly (probably would damage it to do so, but it could work without the front plug). That still leaves 5 uncounted parts in the trigger/trigger bar assembly (removing them would most likely destroy it).

Regards,
Greg

[downtownv]

Don't mess with gb, when he speaks, he's right!
Amazzzzzing!

[muggsy]

Political Correctness in Sports


Here is an email sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago
Tribune after an article he published concerning a name
change for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page...

I always love your articles. and I generally agree with
them. I would suggest, as in an email I received, they
change the name to the "Foreskins" to better represent
their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in
Congress.

Here is some other political correctness to consider:

I agree with our Native American population. I am highly
insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington
Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional
football team after Native Americans would exalt them as
fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to
offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and
courtesy, we must move forward. Let's ditch the Kansas
City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland
Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the
reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we
need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the
memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone.
It's offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do
you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is
no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost
this country so many young men's lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the
Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally
inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los
Angles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who
raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible
Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the
wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers
promote irresponsible fighting or even spending
habits. Wrong message to our children.

The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote
obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to
our children.

The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates . Wrong
message to our children.

The Milwaukee Brewers---well that goes without saying .
. . Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go. We need to support any legislation
that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the
government will likely become involved with this issue,
as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing
congress loves . . .

As a die hard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all
of this in mind, it might also make some sense to change
the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to
something other than "the Beavers."

Keep those cards and letters coming.

[b4uqzme]

"Beat the Beavers!" OU Ducks football fan.

"You were a little hard on the Beaver last night Ward." June Cleaver.

[jeepster09]

MINNESOTA

Declares War on the USA

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office

when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama," a heavily accented Norwegian voice said.

"'Dis here is Sven,

over here at the Muni Liquor Store in Menahga , Minnesota .

Ve don't like some a yer policies

so I am callin' to tell ya

that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well, Sven," Barack replied,

"This is indeed important news!

How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Sven, after a moment's calculation,

"there is myself, my cousin Knute, my next-door-neighbor Ole,

and the whole pool team from the Muni "

Barack paused,

"I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in my army

waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Sven,

"I'll haf ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again.

"Mr. Obama, da war is still on!

We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.

"Vell sir,

ve got two combines,

a bulldozer,

and Sigurd's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed.

"I must tell you Sven, that I have 16,000 tanks

and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.

Also I've increased my army to one and a half million

since we last spoke."

"All right den, said Sven. "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day...

"President Obama, da war is still on!

We have managed to git ourselves airborne!

We up an' modified Ole's ultra-light vit a couple'a shotguns

in da cockpit,

and four boys from the coffee shop haf joined us as vell!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat.

"I must tell you, Sven, that I have

10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.

My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,

surface-to-air missile sites.

And since we last spoke,

I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Two million you say?," said Sven,

"l'll haf' to call you back."

Sure enough, Sven called again the next day.

"President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that

we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack.

"Why the sudden change of heart?"

Vell, sir," said Sven,

"we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's yust no vay

ve can feed

two million prisoners."

MINNESOTA CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

.

“Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people.

Those who have known freedom and then lost it have never known it again.”

Ronald Reagan

[SlowBurn]

Thanks! First new Sven and Ole I've seen in a couple of years.

[Southerngunner]

SEX AFTER SURGERY


A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."

[mr surveyor]

Bingo!

[TheLastDaze]

FINALLY gots my CCW, seemed like forever but now I won't have to renew for 5yrs, I'm a happy camper again!!

[wyntrout]

[getsome]

Where you been Wyn, thought the hogs et ya