October/Octopus? Tentacles of thoughts that belong no where but here.

[b4uqzme]

hill billy ballistics

45 acp will go clean through a TV

[b4uqzme]

hill billy ballistics II

it appears that birdshot will only go through the front.

[b4uqzme]

hill billy ballistics III

...and 40SW will kill a phone even if you're a bad shot.

[Bawanna]

So does this mean big screen TV's were made for Jocko? Who knew.

[DeaconKC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr6yopBUI-c

[GROTMAN]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

1 hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

What happened to you,' asked Hillary?

'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!'

'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

[GLOCKROCKER]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

1 hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

What happened to you,' asked Hillary?

'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!'

'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

Gonna have to steal this one and pass it on to a few friends.

[Bawanna]

I can't believe I missed our local gunshow this weekend. For some reason I just never heard about it. My son came home and asked how it was and I was like oh no!!! not today. That was at like 3 in the afternoon so much to late. Just crushed me. Even though I'm usually broke I enjoy wandering through it immensely.
Only one a month and I go and blow it.

Grrrr!!!

[ltxi]

I can't believe I missed our local gunshow this weekend. For some reason I just never heard about it. My son came home and asked how it was and I was like oh no!!! not today. That was at like 3 in the afternoon so much to late. Just crushed me. Even though I'm usually broke I enjoy wandering through it immensely.
Only one a month and I go and blow it.

Grrrr!!!

I made it to ours here in Denver. First time in awhile. I'd pretty much decided over the last couple/three months no more guns (again), then went to the show, found three or four I kinda wanted, and then got the hell out of there before I accidentally bought something.

I need more guns like I need more holes in my brain, but....it's a freakin' addiction that just won't go away.

[Bawanna]

Comfort thyself in the knowledge that it's not a bad addiction. Could be a lot worse I reckon.

[yqtszhj]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

1 hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

What happened to you,' asked Hillary?

'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!'

'My God, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

Oh man, that one was great.

[DeaconKC]

Here's a bit of good news, I grabbed this one last week:
http://www.wsiltv.com/news/local/DeS...279801952.html

[wyntrout]

And... an update on a serious matter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=AHa-AvLk4no

Wynn

[wyntrout]

Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair. This Is Priceless.

20th October 2014

[Bawanna]

Seen it but I still get a good laugh out of it. Thanks man.