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    Jocko Located

    Anyone missing our beloved Jocko I have located him finally.

    I include an email I just received from his truly.

    Didn't really need to identify it, anyone who's been here more than half an hour will recognize his own unique style and grace.

    Naples florid for two months brought the bikes down with us. Fokk my hear indiana winters.no computer here so no kahr talk ����
    80 here today I can handle that


    My next mission is to locate Tinman and see what's what there.
    http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan
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    Should we warn Naples, or is it too late?

    Happy to hear the old buzzard is having fun in the sun. I was thinking about him earlier today.
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    • #3
      That's the worst misspelling of Italy I could ever conceive of.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by ltxi View Post
        That's the worst misspelling of Italy I could ever conceive of.
        lmao
        A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
        -Rudyard Kipling

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        • #5
          I think about him all the time, sometimes even in a nice way.

          Sort of like a burr under your saddle, when it goes away you suddenly like wake up and wonder where the heck it went.

          I started to say hemorroid but didn't think it was very PC. Heck I went and done it again didn't I, did the PC thing and then let the cat out of the sack and blew the whole PC thing clean out of the water.

          My bad.

          I thought Naples was in Italy and he was having a family meeting, eating linguiny and plotting gangster stuff.
          http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
          In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
          Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
          Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
          Cue sound of Head slap.

          RIP Muggsy & TMan

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          • #6
            Well, we drove through Italy last fall - it's just an hour or so north of Austin on Interstate 35.
            A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
            -Rudyard Kipling

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            • #7
              If you tell me you were in a Fiat I'm just gonna bawl my eyes out. That just ain't my vision of Texas.

              Yall.
              http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
              In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
              Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
              Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
              Cue sound of Head slap.

              RIP Muggsy & TMan

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
                If you tell me you were in a Fiat I'm just gonna bawl my eyes out. That just ain't my vision of Texas.

                Yall.
                No, we were in my old Jeep Cherokee.

                I will add that one of Mrs. Brat's cousins has a ranch near Paris....... Texas.
                A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
                -Rudyard Kipling

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                • #9
                  Jeep. I can live with that. That works.
                  http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                  In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                  Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                  Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                  Cue sound of Head slap.

                  RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                  • #10
                    I want to know, who takes care of the sheep????????????????????????????????????????????? ???

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by berettabone View Post
                      I want to know, who takes care of the sheep????????????????????????????????????????????? ???
                      I Think maybe it's this guy
                      "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by GROTMAN View Post
                        I Think maybe it's this guy
                        When jocko finds out he's been around the sheep he'll be really mad. He may even spell it right when he starts swearing.
                        The only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.

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                        • #13
                          Glad 'ol Jocko has been found, and more or less safe and sound. Damn, I didn't know I was a poet!

                          "Do as I say not as I do"
                          "You can't fix stupid"
                          "Do what you want, 'cause you will any way"

                          Stay Safe

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                          • #14
                            Not only is he safe but in very good and very cute hands.

                            I think I received my very first photo of ole Jocko. He appears to be at a Hooters (big suprise) down in Florida.

                            He don't look nothing at all like I expected. Don't see any italian gangster traits hardly at all.

                            It was sent by just a number but refers to himself so I'm pretty sure it's him.

                            I'm tempted to just post it but with his background I best seek permissions so I don't wake up with a goat head in bed next to me.
                            http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                            In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                            Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                            Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                            Cue sound of Head slap.

                            RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
                              Not only is he safe but in very good and very cute hands.

                              I think I received my very first photo of ole Jocko. He appears to be at a Hooters (big suprise) down in Florida.

                              He don't look nothing at all like I expected. Don't see any italian gangster traits hardly at all.

                              It was sent by just a number but refers to himself so I'm pretty sure it's him.

                              I'm tempted to just post it but with his background I best seek permissions so I don't wake up with a goat head in bed next to me.
                              Post the fokkr!
                              Some Florida Hooters will help ease the pain from the clean up of multiple snow storms here in PA over the past couple days!

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