HoHoHo....it's December...

[Bawanna]

10 demerits for Jeepster, I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

[ltxi]

10 demerits for Jeepster, I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Well, I liked it! A match made in hell Love Story.

[Bawanna]

Ok, only 5 demerits then, I ain't looking again, don't want to throw up a little bit in my mouth again. Gets old ya know?

[jeepster09]

Well your not alone....

[Bawanna]

Sheesh, 5 more demerits back. No wieners allowed.

[wyntrout]

[wyntrout]

OMG! I just heard about a kid taking one of these to school for a Nativity Scene... his mom bought it on Amazon.com. The school sent him home!
I wonder if Jocko has seen this! Warning! Don't click on the Pipedream Product link if you will be offended by "adult" products! The customer reviews are a hoot, though!

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by Pipedream Products


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[jeepster09]

Demerits...bah humbug....

[Bawanna]

Is that Hil, I can't say it in disguise?

All demerits rescinded. I like that one.

[wyntrout]

[kenemoore]

Bada bing, bada boom.

[jeepster09]

Confucius Say:

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[jeepster09]

Anybody for a bus ride.....


https://www.dropbox.com/s/xwzot14m8k...river.mp4?dl=0

[Bawanna]

I didn't see that one a comin.

[wyntrout]

Insane!