August if it don't fit elsewhere it goes here thread.

[Bawanna]

Let er buck boys. (edit) Sweet Mary and Joseph don't let me forget the girls. TD2k, Melissa, Jdlott, Scorpio, a thousand apologies for my negligence.

Alot of negative lately, lets inject some happy thoughts to even things out some.

Speaking of which where is that Jocko fella lately, must be out with a Harley between his legs. Lucky!

[MW surveyor]

Speaking of which where is that Jocko fella lately, must be out with a Harley between his legs. Lucky!

Don't even want to touch that one

[MW surveyor]

A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and in the pain he was in,the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor’?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'

[JFootin]

[LaP]

I haven't said anything negative since yesterday... Does that count?

Military humor: You must have a positive attitude.
Yes SIR!!! I am positive this sucks.


Mission accomplished.

[JFootin]

What will it take to solve this debt ceiling, deficit, debt problem?......An act of Congress. That's all.

[LaP]

If you love to eat sausage AND you respect the law,
you should never watch either one being made!!!

"There are some politicians who, if their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries for dinner."
H.L. Mencken

[wyntrout]

Just got this in an email from my buddy, Wynn





The Chicken and the Horse.
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse,
both of whom loved to play together.


One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell in to a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)

' When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!

[JFootin]

Good one!

[frank_drebin]

Only problem with that joke was that the chicken was a "he"

[wyntrout]

I know chickens have two sexes, but the males are normally called ROOSTERS.

Wynn

[frank_drebin]

I know chickens have two sexes, but the males are normally called ROOSTERS.

Wynn

True, but you specifically referred to the chicken as a "he" multiple times.

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

[Dietrich]

Fiddle dee dee.Bawanna is referred to as "she" quite a bit.

[wyntrout]

Okay, you're right there... I didn't write the joke, just copied it... too close examination... dang! Take fun out of the joke!

But... a GOTCHA, for sure.

Wynn

[wyntrout]

I guess we'll hear from Jocko after he puts on his oven mitts for typing.

Wynn