Hey it's November already......

[ltxi]

Well, I was ruggedly good looking until I got old. Often compared to Tom Selleck, ya' know. Now, I'm just kinda rugged looking. I did have a manly mustache until the late '80's when my recurring sanity check poll of 15 to 25 year younger women decidedly voted it down. Although, now that I think about it, Tom's still looking pretty good these days so I might have to rethink this.

I like that "scattered gun" collection description. Describes mine very well.

[jeepster09]

I know the feeling.....in my younger days..

[jeepster09]

Today....

[jeepster09]

As a young "whipper snapper"

[Bawanna]

Well, I was ruggedly good looking until I got old. Often compared to Tom Selleck, ya' know. Now, I'm just kinda rugged looking. I did have a manly mustache until the late '80's when my recurring sanity check poll of 15 to 25 year younger women decidedly voted it down. Although, now that I think about it, Tom's still looking pretty good these days so I might have to rethink this.

I like that "scattered gun" collection description. Describes mine very well.

Well that kind of confirms it. I've been compared to Selleck myself from time to time. I do need alot more eyebrows to match him today. I too now am just rugged although I can't hold a candle to Jeepster. That's one handsome devil right there. He does have more teeth than I got so it's really not a fair comparison.

[ltxi]

Well that kind of confirms it. I've been compared to Selleck myself from time to time. I do need alot more eyebrows to match him today. I too now am just rugged although I can't hold a candle to Jeepster. That's one handsome devil right there. He does have more teeth than I got so it's really not a fair comparison.

Yeah, I've seen your picture(s). The resemblance to our triplet brother Tom is just totally scary.

Jeepster kinda reminds me of our Dad.

[OldLincoln]

Well, I was ruggedly good looking until I got old. Often compared to Tom Selleck, ya' know. Now, I'm just kinda rugged looking. I did have a manly mustache until my late '80's when my recurring sanity check poll of 15 to 25 year younger women decidedly voted it down. Although, now that I think about it, Tom's still looking pretty good these days so I might have to rethink this.

Fixed yur post for ya!

Yup, gettin old makes it tough to be a chick magnet, closer to being a maggot magnet.

[Phooey]

Occupy Wall Street has changed!

This is the Anything Goes Thread right? Sorry-couldn't resist

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[JFootin]

Ronald Reagan telling a joke about Democrats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=QK3Eo9cScEQ

[TheTman]

Y'all remember "Joe the Plumber" from the '08 elections?

Well I guess he's running for Congress this next year. Here's his message trying to drum up some donations, I got this email from TheTeaparty.net
I'm not backing him or suggesting you send money, I just thought it was a little ironic and thought you all might get a kick out of seeing it.

Remember me? They called me Joe the Plumber during the 2008 presidential campaign.

I was tossing a football around the front yard with my son while then-presidential candidate Barack Obama knocked on doors in our neighborhood. I had the chance to ask him a question, so I challenged him on his tax plan that would force me to pay more of my money to the government. This was caught on camera, including Barack Obama's answer which included the statement, "I think it's good when you spread the wealth around." I was dubbed Joe the Plumber and the rest is history.

Fast-forward three years and now I'm running for Congress. Not because I enjoyed all of the attention I received for speaking my mind three years ago. But because I was raised to believe that if you have the opportunity to do good it becomes your responsibility to do it. Because I come from a long line of men who have served this country in every branch of the U.S. military and believe that love of country and family come before anything else. Because it's about right and wrong, not left and right. And most importantly, because I am not afraid to lay my beliefs on the line to bring back the pride that President Reagan instilled in every American.

We may not have anything else in common, but by God we're Americans, and it's our duty to always do what's best for this country. Washington has made a mockery out of our values, and it's long past time we do something about it. That's why I'm asking you to help me bring our everyday American values to Washington by supporting my campaign with a donation of $25, $50, $100, $250 or more.

What you may not know about me is that my chance encounter with Barack Obama began when I refused to stop playing catch at the secret service's request. I told the agents: "I live here, I pay taxes here, and I will play football here if I want." Ironically, those words hold true for so many things today, like Barack Obama's big-government plan to make America a socialist nation that has resulted in our loss of freedom and liberties.

We're the ones living here and paying taxes, so our government should work for us. Not the other way around. This is America. Washington should govern with American values, plain and simple.

The men who wrote our Constitution were a heck of a lot smarter than those in power today. Today we have too many mindless career politicians. But I have something these career politicians don't. That would be common sense. So why not elect someone like me who shares your values and understands the hardships of being an ordinary American?

Please follow this link right now to make a donation of $25, $50, $100, $250 or more to my campaign.

Thank you in advance for your support.

Sincerely,

Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher
Candidate for Congress, OH-9

[Bawanna]

A Good Catholic Joke

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!
Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[jocko]

thats a good one "great one"... did I tell u I had to send the Pope one of my first special edition horse heads, when he told me I could not dump my first bit-h xwife and stay in the church. Only took one head though and the matter was resolved in my favor

Yup damn truth!!.

[mr surveyor]

Jocko

I'm not a Catholic, but just guessing, you're gonna need that famous PM9 to get your arse outa' Pergatory

surv

[Bawanna]

Jocko

I'm not a Catholic, but just guessing, you're gonna need that famous PM9 to get your arse outa' Pergatory

surv

We're all in Purgatory now. It's either up or total failure. Only two choices.

[mr surveyor]

We're all in Purgatory now. It's either up or total failure. Only two choices.

I'll use my better judgement so as not to make a silly political statement and ruin a perfectly good thread that should end in a couple of days