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[Kahrdriver64]

Have you tried deniablity. Claim that it's always been in the safe. I've tried it.

Hahahaha. Now that's funny! And there is some value in having alot of guns. You can trade instead of buy. (hides the cash from her). And she can't keep up with what's new and what you bought a while back.

[gm412]

Like when I wanted a bass boat. I knew my wife would not want one. I bought one and put it in the driveway. When she came home and asked I said "Some guy drove by backed the boat in the driveway and threw me the keys. Yes she knew I was lying. Yes she checked the bank to find a rather large amount of money had been spent at the boat shop. Yes she complained. But I have a bass boat.

[Bawanna]

I used up the deniability ruse years and years ago. I'll take an empty gun case with me when I leave and try to come home with it full but my kids will usually rat me out or black mail me.
My son bought the Enfield last weekend and her first question was is it his or mine and he's carrying it???????

Now I subscribe to the one argument philosophy.

If I want something bad enough I just buy it if I think we have enough money.
If I ask we argue about how we need other things and I have enough guns and life isn't fair and you can't have everything you want.

So then I but it anyway and then we argue again about all the same issues above.

So now I just buy and save one argument. I may still not get everything I want but when I want something bad enough I'll find a way and you can take that to the bank and draw interest.

[jg rider]

I've also tried the "It's an investment in our future" ploy
She walks away and starts to put a sheet and a blanket on the couch, and mumbles something. I think she says "If you don't stop you're not going to have a future"

I used up the deniability ruse years and years ago. I'll take an empty gun case with me when I leave and try to come home with it full .

OF COARSE! The old "empty gun case trick".
Alternate plan # 3

[tv_racin_fan]

Bawanna I have to say I also subscribe to that phylosophy. In my case the wife does the same thing.. as long as the power don't get cut off/or I aint relegated to rice n beans for a month, I can handle it.

I never tried to hide it.. I talk in my sleep.

[Bawanna]

Bawanna I have to say I also subscribe to that phylosophy. In my case the wife does the same thing.. as long as the power don't get cut off/or I aint relegated to rice n beans for a month, I can handle it.

I never tried to hide it.. I talk in my sleep.

That's a big bingo right there and I never ever tell her no because of cost. If she ask for something I say get it.

I've told her no a few times on horses and dogs and stuff but it was a total waste of my vocal cords, we got the horse and the dogs anyhow so I got no issue with a gun now and again even if she says no.

[Kahrdriver64]

I've also tried the "It's an investment in our future" ploy
She walks away and starts to put a sheet and a blanket on the couch, and mumbles something. I think she says "If you don't stop you're not going to have a future"



OF COARSE! The old "empty gun case trick".
Alternate plan # 3

Hold on now. Some of my guns ARE investments. Definitely the ones with waffen marks. I have the best situation yet. 50% ownership in an FFL. "the company owns it"!