Man, I hope all of that Mall Ninja crap was imagination! I've kind of fantasized about being a cop, but my philosophy leans toward Dirty Harry and very much toward Charles Bronson's Death Wish character. Hopefully, I'll never have to take on that role for some kind of vengeance!
I'm not big or a bada$$, but even as a child, I picked on the bullies... not kicking their butts, just causing them a lot of grief. One of my favorite tactics in the 3rd grade was to piss one off and get him to chase me. I'd let him get close and then drop and roll into a ball and trip him badly in front of the other kids, then dance around laughing until he got up, and then repeat until he tired or recess was over. I never really had any "fights" but I would use whatever was handy to even things up or give me an edge. Fighting "fair" is BS if you're gonna get your butt kicked and injured.
I'm a "bada$$" philosopher/fighter... mostly talk, 'cause I haven't been provoked enough... and I hope things stay that way.
Wynn
I'm not big or a bada$$, but even as a child, I picked on the bullies... not kicking their butts, just causing them a lot of grief. One of my favorite tactics in the 3rd grade was to piss one off and get him to chase me. I'd let him get close and then drop and roll into a ball and trip him badly in front of the other kids, then dance around laughing until he got up, and then repeat until he tired or recess was over. I never really had any "fights" but I would use whatever was handy to even things up or give me an edge. Fighting "fair" is BS if you're gonna get your butt kicked and injured.
I'm a "bada$$" philosopher/fighter... mostly talk, 'cause I haven't been provoked enough... and I hope things stay that way.

Wynn






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