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Well, April 1st is tomorrow and it's time to start a new FUN thread... maybe a lot of April Fool's joke!
Wynn
Wynn
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USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf
Thomas Jefferson said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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OK, I will give it a shot. Denis Rodman is banging Nancy Pegosie... My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border
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She wishes!
Wynn
USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf
Thomas Jefferson said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
and
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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How about this ... what's the record for the largest number of posts by someone who doesn't actually own a gun yet? I just passed 100 a couple of days ago.Comment
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AWESOME PHOTO OF A SUBMARINE BATTLE..
APRIL FOOLS...
"If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald ReaganComment
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
NRA Life Member
NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).Comment
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he looks like a two bit con... My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border
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Originally posted by Tinman507 View Post
Even better would be his United States birth certificate!!! April fools on us all
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Originally posted by GROTMAN View PostAWESOME PHOTO OF A SUBMARINE BATTLE..
APRIL FOOLS...
wow, I wish that was a 6 minute video .... cool________________________________________
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It's not gun control that we need, it's soul control!Comment
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In homage to our very much missed, the Honorable Deitrich, I've been doing a column for the past few months in our ABATE newsletter, which is called "The Help Desk" with Uncle Grumpy.
Aprils column:
The HELP DESK
with Uncle Grumpy
Dear Uncle Grumpy,
I've been living with my girlfriend for three years. I really love her. The only thing is, her butt is always so cold its like sleepin' with an iceburg. What can I do about it?
Cory S. - Delray
Cory,
Her ass is big enough to sink the Titanic, so it doesn't surprise me. Time to push her out to sea, bro.
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Dear Uncle Grumpy,
I'm an electrician, but times are tough, and work ain't too regular. I took a job at Walmart to help make ends meet, but all I could get was the graveyard shift. Now all the folks in my condo won't leave me alone. They keep asking about whats going on at Walmart. Its starting to piss me off. What should I do?
Eddy C. – Lake Worth
Eddy,
What happens late at night at Walmart that so many folks want to know?
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Dear Uncle Grumpy,
My significant other has always worn a 42 long, but now, all I'm hearing about is how the sizes must have changed since the 42 longs don't fit any more. What's up with that?
Chris M. - Jupiter
Chris,
Are we talkin' about mens jacket size or ladies bra size?
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Dear Uncle Grumpy,
I can't decide which bird to get. I really like cockatiels, but since my ol' man moved out, I've got extra space, so was thinking about something bigger like a maccaw. I can't decide. Help!
Angie W. – West Boca
Angie,
Personally, I think cockatiels are a little skimpy. If you're planning to have any folks over, I'd roast up a nice fat maccaw with curry and rice stuffing. Add some chunked mixed veggies, sweet potoatos and home cooked bisquits as side dishes and you'll have some real good fixin's. A meal like that is sure to put a feather in your cap.
Need advice? Send your cards and letters to Uncle Grumpy in care of ABATE Palm Beach, or email Uncle Grumpy at writeunclegrumpy@gmail.com. If your question is selected, it will appear here with Uncle Grumpy's timely and valuable commentary.Last edited by CJB; 03-31-2013, 08:31 PM.Comment
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
NRA Life Member
NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).Comment
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April Warning! Anything goes here! (Within reason!)
You might like this one Jocko!
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http://www.kropserkel.com/horse_head_pillow.htmComment
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I think there is a guy on the S&W forum and also someone on the Cast Boolit forums that have you beat by several hundred posts!Originally posted by RevRay View Post
On the internet, the number of posts do not correlate to actual knowledge.
The notch is supposed to be there as well as the bulge at the front of the frame!
You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws.
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Walking Dead Season III is Over
Required gun related information:
http://walkingdead.wikia.com/wiki/Firearms
Spoiler Alert:
Andrea and Milton kick the bucket...
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
NRA Life Member
NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).Comment
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