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  • #1

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    An elderly man went to his Dr and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Lately, several times a day I have forgotten to zip up." The Dr. replies, "That's not senility....Senility is when you forget to zip down."

    Husband says to his wife, "Would you have married me if my father had not left me his fortune?". Wife replies, "I would have married you , No Matter Who Left You a Fortune!"

    Wife - "Do you want for dinner?"
    Husband - "Sure, what are my choices?"
    Wife - "Yes or NO".
    My Sword - PM4044N/CTL/Talons
    - "One should diligently train at all times." Miyamoto Musashi
    - "Train in technique until it requires no thought - no mind and just happens." Takan Soho
    - "The truth beyond the technique....Here's where we stop thinking and start shooting." Brian Enos
    - "A single sword against the cold sky." Yamaoka Tesshu
    - "You must concentrate upon and consecrate yourself wholly to each day, as though a fire were raging in your hair."
    Taisen Deshimaru
    - "Know your sword!"
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVPXdAAtE1c

    Jocko, can I have a pony head this time?
    " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

    Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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    • #3
      Originally posted by getsome View Post
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVPXdAAtE1c

      Jocko, can I have a pony head this time?
      ok knock a guy when heis down, I know ur type. I see um all the time at the local mentalhealth clinic. No ponyt head but how about a head from Monica? Just sayin
      . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


      NRA BENEFACTOR MEMBER


      MAY GOD BLESS MUGGSY

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      • #4
        If it's all the same to you I'd rather have the other end of the pony than head from Monica......Smells better
        " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

        Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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        • #5
          Funny vid. I've done that on our sliding glass door. Now I prefer to see a dirty glass. Haha.
          My Sword - PM4044N/CTL/Talons
          - "One should diligently train at all times." Miyamoto Musashi
          - "Train in technique until it requires no thought - no mind and just happens." Takan Soho
          - "The truth beyond the technique....Here's where we stop thinking and start shooting." Brian Enos
          - "A single sword against the cold sky." Yamaoka Tesshu
          - "You must concentrate upon and consecrate yourself wholly to each day, as though a fire were raging in your hair."
          Taisen Deshimaru
          - "Know your sword!"

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          • #6
            I have walked through my patio screendoor about 3 times..
            . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


            NRA BENEFACTOR MEMBER


            MAY GOD BLESS MUGGSY

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            • #7
              I love Gary Larson's "Far Side" humor:





              A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
              -Rudyard Kipling

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              • #8
                Gary Larson was the best when he was doing comics...I wish he would come out of retirement and start drawing again, his humor is really really funny....I read the comics now and wonder what that job pays cause my dog could write much better stuff....
                " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

                Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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                • #9
                  ur dog sucks, who u kiddin.
                  . My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border


                  NRA BENEFACTOR MEMBER


                  MAY GOD BLESS MUGGSY

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                  • #10
                    Well you should know, I got him from you....He told me that he was getting tired of playing second fiddle to a frekin sheep....
                    " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

                    Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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                    • #11
                      I like your idea getsome. I consider the whole forum a humor thread myself.
                      http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                      In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                      Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                      Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                      Cue sound of Head slap.

                      RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jocko View Post
                        I have walked through my patio screendoor about 3 times..
                        Gosh, I hope you didn't strain yourself
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                        Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
                        NRA Life Member
                        NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
                        That notch in the rail is supposed to be there

                        "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
                        --Thomas Jefferson (1764).

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                        • #13
                          Dang it Tinman you got me again. I got a brand spankin new keyboard yesterday (I hate it) and now I have a brand spankin new keyboard with potato chip particles all over it.

                          Dude you just kill me sometimes.
                          http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                          In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                          Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                          Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                          Cue sound of Head slap.

                          RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                          • #14
                            Jocko aint gonna let no door keep him in.....

                            http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpy...rough-door_fun
                            "Life Member NRA"
                            I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime!

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                            • #15
                              And he did it without a pressure cooker. I don't know where that place is but I'm pretty certain I don't want to go there or anywhere near it.
                              http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                              In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                              Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                              Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                              Cue sound of Head slap.

                              RIP Muggsy & TMan

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