Judiciously Justified Jocularity, Jokes, and Jabs Just for June

[Bawanna]

I'm on a roll today. Chastised by the fattest violet, my supervisor before 8:30.

Officer arrested a miscreant who made all sorts of threats. Took him to jail but the jail often times doesn't take big stuff, like back packs or guitars and that sort of thing.
He sent an email to everyone about the threats. Advised an officer standby while one of us office pukes returns his property.
I posted a reply that this was what sheep feel like.

The fat one replied she didn't understand.

I told her that we totally rely on the sheepdog (cops) because I'm forced to take out my teeth every morning and therefore become a sheep, needing protection from the bad guy the wolf.

She said to be careful of my messages because they could be demeaning to others.

I won't respond since it would no doubt imply the reasoning behind her weighing 300 pounds.

I'm on a roll.

[Southerngunner]

Hey Bawanna, Sorry about your day so far. Just tell the fat cow to go back to her feed bag but it will probably take her 2 trips just to haul her big ass back

[getsome]

Buy her a 5 lb sack of flour, put a bow on it and leave it on her desk...Say it's a GPS for her husband....

Oh yea before I forget....What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?




















Chelsea.......

[berettabone]

Next time, you could ask her if she has a pen, and when she says yes and hands you one, tell her you'll call the farmer and tell him that she escaped............................

[GLOCKROCKER]

Thought I'd share this

[Armybrat]

Interesting gun safety ad, but it may be somewhat unsafe for work or sensitive souls:

http://videos.rawstory.com/embed/pla...read%2Fpage115

[yqtszhj]

I'm on a roll today. Chastised by the fattest violet, my supervisor before 8:30.

Officer arrested a miscreant who made all sorts of threats. Took him to jail but the jail often times doesn't take big stuff, like back packs or guitars and that sort of thing.
He sent an email to everyone about the threats. Advised an officer standby while one of us office pukes returns his property.
I posted a reply that this was what sheep feel like.

The fat one replied she didn't understand.

I told her that we totally rely on the sheepdog (cops) because I'm forced to take out my teeth every morning and therefore become a sheep, needing protection from the bad guy the wolf.

She said to be careful of my messages because they could be demeaning to others.

I won't respond since it would no doubt imply the reasoning behind her weighing 300 pounds.

I'm on a roll.

Bach to sensitivity training for you...LOL!

[Bawanna]

Again? I been there many many times. I could instruct the class.

[DeaconKC]

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

[GROTMAN]

Good one Deacon..

[sas PM9]

Can any of you older guys relate to this ?

I knew that saying exactly this to my wife would come back and bite me.

-steve

[wyntrout]

Ha! I almost shared/posted that one. I'm not guilty of that kind of outfit. I usually am dressed with Lands End stuff from head to toe... shorts, polo, and sandals, or with a Duluth polo.

Hey! It's July already! No one wants to take a jab at a July thread/

Wynn