March toward the light(er) side of the month!

[muggsy]

Racists for Trump parody. SNL

http://usat.ly/1p8PqYQ

[DavidWJ]

Does the "racists" video tell you something about the kind of money being spent to defeat Trump? SNL used to be low-budget.

[muggsy]

Does the "racists" video tell you something about the kind of money being spent to defeat Trump? SNL used to be low-budget.

What, the money being spent by the liberals? Where's your sense of humor?

[jeepster09]

You be the judge

I took down my Rebel flag (which you CAN'T buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it up the flag pole





Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.





Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.





Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?

[ltxi]

You be the judge

I took down my Rebel flag (which you CAN'T buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it up the flag pole





Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.





Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.





Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?

Thumbs Up!

[wyntrout]

[muggsy]

The Washington Redskins finally drops offensive name:

Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as "The Redskins."

It was reported that he finds the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.

[wyntrout]

Good one Muggsy.

[GLOCKROCKER]

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[GROTMAN]

Wife is always talking about getting someone to fix some things around the house. I think I'm about ready to go for it ..

[b4uqzme]

I met a gender confused Irish couple the other day: Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael. Happy St. Paddy's day!

[muggsy]

Da ya know how they separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar.

[ltxi]

Wife is always talking about getting someone to fix some things around the house. I think I'm about ready to go for it ..

Ass is too fat....

[CJB]

Da ya know how they separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar.

Been hanging with Jocko too long there Muggs

[wyntrout]

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.

After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.

While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."