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  • #1

    Dear Dietrich

    I know that many of you have been wrestling with all sorts of problems in your lives and are in dire need of guidance.Well bless your hearts,the help you so desperately need has finally arrived.Being one of the more level-headed members here on KahrTalk,I have decided to open the vast oceans of my knowledge and experience and start an advice column for you poor souls.So go ahead and get it off of your chest.All inquiries will remain anonymous [well,in a way] and no personal problem is off limits.[Technical problems will be ignored. That`s what Jocko is for.]If you`ve got a nagging problem all you have to do is write to Dear Dietrich!!

    [Warning.Actually following the advice offered here may not solve your problems but hey,it`s not like you`re paying for this crap.]
    In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.
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  • #2
    My prayers have been answered!

    Dear Deitrich,

    I have this beagle, she's about 8 years old or so. Cute little bugger but she don't give me no respect. If I don't keep her on a cable or leash she runs off and don't come when I call her.
    Actually my whole family is just like my beagle only bigger and they don't give me no respect either.
    I often find myself curled in a fetal position on the kitchen floor sucking my thumb, is this normal?

    I believe if you love something you should set it free and iffen it don't come back you should hunt it down and kill it!

    Do you agree?

    Sincerely

    Your friend
    Bawanna
    http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
    In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
    Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
    Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
    Cue sound of Head slap.

    RIP Muggsy & TMan

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    • #3
      Dear Deitrich,

      My dog shoots my PM9 better than I do. Should I restrict him to only shooting the Glock?

      Sincerely,
      Dog Gone It
      Yes, I am a gun lovin' woman!
      16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16

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      • #4
        Dear Dietrich; Why do they call 'em GRAPE Nuts???

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        • #5
          Oh this is gonna be GOOD!
          http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
          In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
          Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
          Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
          Cue sound of Head slap.

          RIP Muggsy & TMan

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          • #6
            Originally posted by CPO15 View Post
            Dear Dietrich; Why do they call 'em GRAPE Nuts???
            That reminds me of a question that I always have after seeing the male enhancement commercials.
            Yes, I am a gun lovin' woman!
            16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16

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            • #7
              Dear Dietrich,

              The hogs done ate my Pa and now Ma aint got nobody to please her. Are you busy tonight?


              Be safe and always plan for that gun in the back of your head walking out of the store.- Proud owner PM9 100% reliable

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bawanna View Post
                Dear Deitrich,

                I have this beagle, she's about 8 years old or so. Cute little bugger but she don't give me no respect. If I don't keep her on a cable or leash she runs off and don't come when I call her.
                Actually my whole family is just like my beagle only bigger and they don't give me no respect either.
                I often find myself curled in a fetal position on the kitchen floor sucking my thumb, is this normal?

                I believe if you love something you should set it free and iffen it don't come back you should hunt it down and kill it!

                Do you agree?

                Sincerely

                Your friend
                Bawanna
                I had the same problem with a woman I used to know.I suggest that you start drinking heavily on an empty stomach.Women and beagles are both turned on by inebriation and vomiting.Best,Dietrich.
                In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by melissa5 View Post
                  Dear Deitrich,

                  My dog shoots my PM9 better than I do. Should I restrict him to only shooting the Glock?

                  Sincerely,
                  Dog Gone It
                  Hmmm,there seems to be a plague of canine problems here.Seeing as you have a picture of a Pom on your avatar I figure this is the animal in question.Small paws are probably the reason for the good shooting with the PM9.If you decide to restrict the pooch to a Glock,make sure it`s a model 36 because of the slimmer one stack grip.Best,Dietrich.
                  P.S. This came dangerously close to a technical question.I`ve got my eye on you,young lady.
                  In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CPO15 View Post
                    Dear Dietrich; Why do they call 'em GRAPE Nuts???
                    Because Grape Testicles wouldn`t fit on the box,silly.
                    In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by melissa5 View Post
                      That reminds me of a question that I always have after seeing the male enhancement commercials.
                      Believe me when I tell you that those male enhancement products don`t work.Ooops.Dietrich let a little too much info slip out, didn`t he?
                      In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Denny M View Post
                        Dear Dietrich,

                        The hogs done ate my Pa and now Ma aint got nobody to please her. Are you busy tonight?
                        Yes.
                        In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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                        • #13
                          Dear Dietrich,
                          A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
                          Where are we going and why am I in this hand-basket?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 500KV View Post
                            Dear Dietrich,
                            A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
                            Don`t worry about it.Danny Thomas was Lebanese so no need to alert Homeland Security yet.Ask the younger one out on a date.The older one will probably enjoy some quiet time alone.What have you got to lose?Best,Dietrich.
                            In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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                            • #15
                              Dear Dietrich,

                              If Danny Thomas was Lebanese how did Marlo come about. Do you suppose she was rented just for appearance sake?

                              Concerned

                              bawanna
                              http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                              In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                              Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                              Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                              Cue sound of Head slap.

                              RIP Muggsy & TMan

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