Dear Dietrich

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich,

If Danny Thomas was Lebanese how did Marlo come about. Do you suppose she was rented just for appearance sake?

Concerned

bawanna

Dear concerned,True,Danny Thomas was Lebanese but he switched over to the winning side and became an American.That would easily explain how Marlo came into the picture.His death was indeed a tragic one.For those of you who don`t recall,he was sleeping,rolled over and got his nose hung in his ear,sneezed and blew his brains out.Best, Dietrich.

[Bawanna]

Dear Dietrich,

Sorry to be such a repeat customer but I'm still learning stuff.

My question is there's lots of Lebanese people in like San Francisco and people that switched themselves from girls to boys and versa visa too. Some are still what they started out as but wear clothes from the wrong store and stuff too.

Can they still be Americans?

PS-some of the ones that went from boys to girls are pretty smoking hot, am I not normal to appreciate this fact?

[Phooey]

For those of you who don`t recall,he was sleeping,rolled over and got his nose hung in his ear,sneezed and blew his brains out.Best, Dietrich.[/QUOTE]

That was absolutely excellent! LMAO and thanks for making my day a little brighter

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich,

Sorry to be such a repeat customer but I'm still learning stuff.

My question is there's lots of Lebanese people in like San Francisco and people that switched themselves from girls to boys and versa visa too. Some are still what they started out as but wear clothes from the wrong store and stuff too.

Can they still be Americans?

PS-some of the ones that went from boys to girls are pretty smoking hot, am I not normal to appreciate this fact?

Relax sweetie.You`re as normble as I am.And yes,they are Americans and hot as firecrackers on the fourth.Did you ever dream of playing center on a prison football team?Best,Dietrich.

[Dietrich]

For those of you who don`t recall,he was sleeping,rolled over and got his nose hung in his ear,sneezed and blew his brains out.Best, Dietrich.

That was absolutely excellent! LMAO and thanks for making my day a little brighter[/QUOTE]
That`s what we`re here for.Don`t forget,any problems with love,work marraige,yeast infections,whatever,this is the place to come for answers.Not that they will be correct,mind you,but you will get an answer.

[Bawanna]

Dear Dietrich,

Now how did you know about that recurring prison football dream? Hmmmm?
Do you have a crystal ball to know this stuff?

Please don't tell me you have a pair of them, I'm sensitive to well you know, behind closed doors kind of talk.

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich,

Now how did you know about that recurring prison football dream? Hmmmm?
Do you have a crystal ball to know this stuff?

Please don't tell me you have a pair of them, I'm sensitive to well you know, behind closed doors kind of talk.

Many don`t know this but there are others in here with me.They know all that can be known and I know the rest.Best,The Dietrichs.

[wayneo1]

Dear Dietrich,
Something has baffled me pret near my whole life. Its a thermos bottle, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold,but mr. Dietrich sir can you tell me how does it know.

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich,
Something has baffled me pret near my whole life. Its a thermos bottle, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold,but mr. Dietrich sir can you tell me how does it know.

It utilizes the same technology that causes people to use the phrase "Hot Water Bottle" instead of what it really should be called.I like the way you think.

[Jeremiah/Az]

Dear Dietrich, I am an old man & I have a gorgeous girlfriend that is 22 years younger than me. I buy Viagra by the case & don't worry about that 4 hour thingy. It just makes her tired & weak. Should I get an additional girlfriend or cut back on the 10 pills a day?

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich, I am an old man & I have a gorgeous girlfriend that is 22 years younger than me. I buy Viagra by the case & don't worry about that 4 hour thingy. It just makes her tired & weak. Should I get an additional girlfriend or cut back on the 10 pills a day?

You may want to try giving her a dosage of ecstasy equal to your intake of Viagra.Take no notice if she starts to levitate.I`ve always felt that drugging women to seduce them should be legal.If she doesn`t respond well to the ecstasy,then kick her to the curb and find another playmate or two.If it`s good enough for Charlie Sheen, it`s good enough for you.Best,Dietrich.

[Bawanna]

Dear Dietrich,

I know, I know, it's me again. I seem to have more issues than most. Sorry to be such a nuisance.

My wife, you know the blonde swede just received her very first CCW permit in the mail this morning. Took 3 days to get incidently. Even though she's not a US Citizen, not test, no qual, just money, background check and a license to frighten your husband.

My question is are you aware of any behaviour modification rehab centers that I could attend for my personal safety? I'd prefer one without electro shock therapy. I had that in my sex addiction therapy, my alcohol addiction therapy, my recreational drug therapy, and my mouse gun intolerance therapy. I'm really becoming not fond of electricity. Incidently all therapy failed. Although I am considering a CM 9 just to stay in Jocko's good graces. Which leads me to another question that I should probably save for another day.

Frightened in Washington

[melissa5]

Dear Dietrich,

I know, I know, it's me again. I seem to have more issues than most. Sorry to be such a nuisance.

My wife, you know the blonde swede just received her very first CCW permit in the mail this morning. Took 3 days to get incidently. Even though she's not a US Citizen, not test, no qual, just money, background check and a license to frighten your husband.

My question is are you aware of any behaviour modification rehab centers that I could attend for my personal safety? I'd prefer one without electro shock therapy. I had that in my sex addiction therapy, my alcohol addiction therapy, my recreational drug therapy, and my mouse gun intolerance therapy. I'm really becoming not fond of electricity. Incidently all therapy failed. Although I am considering a CM 9 just to stay in Jocko's good graces. Which leads me to another question that I should probably save for another day.

Frightened in Washington

If Dietrich doesn't mind, I can answer this one.

You are going about it backwards. Apply the electro shock therapy to the Swede and that will cure all of your problems.

[Bawanna]

If Dietrich doesn't mind, I can answer this one.

You are going about it backwards. Apply the electro shock therapy to the Swede and that will cure all of your problems.

But, but, but I'm afraid! Could you do it? It is a fine idea.

[melissa5]

But, but, but I'm afraid! Could you do it? It is a fine idea.

I wouldn't touch that Swede with a 10-foot pole.

My advice is to man up and do it yourself.

It was nice knowing you, Bawanna!