Dear Dietrich

[Popeye]

Yes Dr. Irma Blowenstein came over and got me all straightened out so to speak and back to normal. She came highly recommended by a friend of mine who also had the same problem. It has been rumored that Irma in her prime could suck start a Harley Davidson Fat Boy.

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich,
I think I have found my new love, problem is she scares some people (see above) and I still have the problem of the old one. What should I do?

signed
not looking to take a man's girl from him, but ain't skeered.

Simple.Move to Utah and become a Morman.Everything should work out well for you and your wives.

[Dietrich]

Yes Dr. Irma Blowenstein came over and got me all straightened out so to speak and back to normal. She came highly recommended by a friend of mine who also had the same problem. It has been rumored that Irma in her prime could suck start a Harley Davidson Fat Boy.

Ah yes,Irma.Word has it she`s been down on everything but the Titanic.

[OldLincoln]

Oh lordy, time for me to stop reading this thread....

[CJB]

She seems to be a high spirited and adventurous young woman.As to where you sky dive or not is a matter of choice.I have preferred another type of diving since I was a young man but this is not the place to go into that.Falling to my death has never really appealed to me until lately.Mrs.Dietrich is rapidly becoming a woman that all Hell couldn`t amuse and I find myself longing for the sweet release of death more and more.Do they make you wear a parachute or is it optional?

At some point, I think the parachute should be not optional, but definitely quick release..... in case I change my mind half way down.

Eliz sez "Tell Herr Deitrich that his spectacles need adjustment, but thank him for saying I was a young woman". Then she got this far away look and asked if any of the chaps on Kahrtalk played cricket. I have no clue.....

[Bawanna]

I think you have to like crumpets to play cricket but I've never been to Borneo before.

[bamaman]

Dear Dietrich,
I am a lefty (southpaw) which causes us lefties to be ambidextrious
(being a right handed world and all). Why aren't more things produced for our type when we are the only ones that are right in our minds?

[JFootin]

Dear Dietrich,
I am a lefty (southpaw) which causes us lefties to be ambidextrious
(being a right handed world and all). Why aren't more things produced for our type when we are the only ones that are right in our minds?

The reason is we are a minority that is discriminated against, representing only 10% of the population. When I shop for holsters and find a retailer who doesn't provide a hand choice on their product pages, I leave and don't add them to my Favorites. It's crazy! Throwing away 10% of their sales on purpose! An SA or SA/DA gun that doesn't have a twin safety lever on the right side will never join my arsenal. And I don't like the left side only magazine releases, either. I am looking very seriously at a HK P2000 SK because it is entirely ambidextrous (but expensive). And Beretta has a 9mm/40s&w carbine (the CX4 Storm) that even allows you to direct the ejection and extraction to the left. The only trouble is its about 3 times the price of a Kel-Tec Sub2000.

I remember when I was learning to write in Catholic grade school, the nun tried to force me to write right handed, but I wouldn't comply. Jeeze! :32:

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich,
I am a lefty (southpaw) which causes us lefties to be ambidextrious
(being a right handed world and all). Why aren't more things produced for our type when we are the only ones that are right in our minds?

Jealousy springs to mind.I started out left-handed in life but when I started elementary school [it was the mid fifties] the teachers took it upon themselves to break me of it.One even assigned a little girl to tattle on me when she saw me using my left hand.I`m sure those women were well intentioned but the road to hell is paved with good intentions,isn`t it?The end result is that I now write with my right hand [terribly],eat with my left hand,throw with my right hand and shoot pool with my left.
But to answer your question,I don`t think most righties have the brain power or engineering skills to produce quality products for lefties.They are not right in their minds.Curse them.

[TheTman]

Dear Dietrich,
I've recently been spending time with a lady that I am really starting to like a lot. Unfortunately, we got to talking politics, and it turns out she is a very liberal democrat, Bush-bashing and all. I'd like to continue this relationship and see where it leads, but how do I go about changing her political views, or do you think that's a lost cause, and we should just agree to disagree? We seem to enjoy each others company a great deal, and have a lot of other things we share interests in. I was pleasantly surprised that she's not anti-gun. I guess that's one thing to be thankful for. What would you suggest I do, if anything, about her liberalism?

[Dietrich]

99% of the misery I`ve seen in my life has been directly caused by females.It has made no difference if they were liberal or conservative although it seems that the libs were a bit more adventurous in the sack.My best advice is to ride her like a rented mule and then kick her to the curb when you get tired of her.

[Bawanna]

Dear Dietrich,

Where are you? We've only just begun my therapy sessions and you've dropped under the radar.

I still have those urges, don't leave me.

[aray]

Dear Dietrich,

Where are you? We've only just begun my therapy sessions and you've dropped under the radar.

I still have those urges, don't leave me.

Dear Dietrich,

Following up on Bawanna's posting, I see that you've lost your right to vote in your state:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011...est=latestnews

Have you also lost your right to speak as well? I certainly hope not because I can confirm that Bawanna needs all of the therapy that you can spare.

[MikeyKahr]

I think Dietrich may be busy rebuilding highway 12 after the hurricane.

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[Bawanna]

This is another oldie to look thru if your feeling blue. My ribs hurt so bad.