Dear Dietrich

[Bawanna]

I'll do that!

.....Lizzy... Bawanna wants to know about your Beaver....

I'm sure she'll instantly turn the conversation to aircraft.

Oh boy this isn't going well. Do ask her just like that, in fact tell her you posted a picture of her Beaver here. I'm curious what answer or response you'll get. I'm far enough away I'm probably ok. I hope.

[Bawanna]

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=dehav...N74mRBw&zoom=1

I'm sure now looking at some pics that the plane she's leaning against is a beaver.

[Dietrich]

She seems to be a high spirited and adventurous young woman.As to where you sky dive or not is a matter of choice.I have preferred another type of diving since I was a young man but this is not the place to go into that.Falling to my death has never really appealed to me until lately.Mrs.Dietrich is rapidly becoming a woman that all Hell couldn`t amuse and I find myself longing for the sweet release of death more and more.Do they make you wear a parachute or is it optional?

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich.

I find myself overwhelmed (easy for a person with a non full functioning brain) with negativity and dispare at work, and losing hope in our countries chances of good things happening in our next election. Please don't turn this into a political conversation, I think that's what has me in a downward spiral as it is.

My question is in reacquiring my taste for good Scotch, is it unmanly to add a wee bit of water to the good stuff or should I just get a bottle of the lesser good stuff till my taste buds reacquire their taste. I do note that after 3 or 4 it don't seem to matter as it taste kind of like kool aid.

I do seem to benefit from it's medicinal value, why today I can't even remember what I had with it for lunch. Chiefs been eyeballing me though, course he always does that when I'm happy. Wonders what I'm up to.

Yours happily in the afternoon

bawanna

In the area of fine whisky I have little expertise.Vomit tastes the same whether it`s cheap rotgut or 30 year old scotch.I don`t drink no drams anymore so I`ll let you guys bat this one around on your own.

[jlottmc]

Jump out of the dang plane. It's good for ya. Wish I had time to get re-certified these days, of course I still want to fly one of those body wings too.

[MW surveyor]

You were both right and wrong

Dear Dietrich,

A few months ago I asked for your help in finding my 8 round mag for my CW9 and you said that it would be in the last place I looked. You were both right and wrong on this.

Last night while watching Top Shot and with nothing better to do during the commercials I decided to really clean out my range bag. Too much extra junk in there like about 6 pairs of safety glasses, loose 9 mm and 45 once fired brass, etc. Much to my surprise, I found my 8 round mag under the plywood bottom.

What gets me is that this was the first place I looked when I could not find it during the first search. Plus, I've checked this area more than once in the last two months.

So what do you think? Is this part of a Twilight Zone episode or am I loosing my mind?

Dazed and confused

[Dietrich]

The answer is patently obvious.It moves at will.Don`t be surprised if you wake up in the middle of the night and find it glaring at you on the pillow next to your head.

[MW surveyor]

The answer is patently obvious.It moves at will.Don`t be surprised if you wake up in the middle of the night and find it glaring at you on the pillow next to your head.

This is exactly what I thought! I also have other things just like this mag that also do not stay where I put them. Oh well, just as long as there is no horse or fish head in the bed I guess I'll be OK.

I don't think I po'd jocko lately, so I'm pretty much ok.

[Popeye]

Dear Dietrich

I'm 65 years old and I've been seeing these Cialis commercials on TV and just noticed they say if I have an erection that last for Four hours or more I should see my doctor. Now they tell me. Do you think it would be OK to just take a picture of it and send it to him and save the money, time,and embarassment of an office visit? TIA. Popeye

[Dietrich]

Dear Dietrich

I'm 65 years old and I've been seeing these Cialis commercials on TV and just noticed they say if I have an erection that last for Four hours or more I should see my doctor. Now they tell me. Do you think it would be OK to just take a picture of it and send it to him and save the money, time,and embarassment of an office visit? TIA. Popeye

Tsk,tsk,Popeye.That`s no way to handle this situation.The proper solution is to get yourself a female doctor.Let her handle it.[Pun Intended]

[Bawanna]

Dang, he's good.

[Popeye]

Thank you oh wise one. I'm on the phone with her now and she making a house call.

[JFootin]

You know, I wish they had captured Osama Bin Ladin alive and put him in a cage down at GITMO, for one reason: so that a soldier could come by several times a day and say "Hey, Osama Bin Ladin, yo mamma - bin proddin'! I'm a poet and don't know it; make it rhyme every time!"

[Bawanna]

Thank you oh wise one. I'm on the phone with her now and she making a house call.

I hope you got a good peep hole. I tried that one time and this is what knocked on my door.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ugly+...IofyHBw&zoom=1

[jlottmc]

Dear Dietrich,
I think I have found my new love, problem is she scares some people (see above) and I still have the problem of the old one. What should I do?

signed
not looking to take a man's girl from him, but ain't skeered.