She's so ugly when she cry's tears run over her ears to keep from going down her face.
She' so so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
She's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
She's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
She's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
She's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
She's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
She's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras
She' so so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
She's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
She's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
She's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
She's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
She's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
She's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras


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