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  • #16
    She's so ugly when she cry's tears run over her ears to keep from going down her face.

    She' so so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    She's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    She's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

    She's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    She's so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    She's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

    She's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras
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    • #17
      Originally posted by CS534 View Post
      ...thank god she is no longer the Speaker of the House!
      Why is Southwest the exclusive airline for Nancy Pelosi?

      Because ...... They fly Old Bags for free!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by pm9fan View Post
        Why is Southwest the exclusive airline for Nancy Pelosi?

        Because ...... They fly Old Bags for free!

        Touche!!!

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        • #19
          WOW, great one there pm9fan. ROFLMAO
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          • #20
            She's so ugly her mom had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

            She's so ugly she has little round circles all over her body from guys touching her with a 10 foot pole.

            She's so ugly she sat on the back of the butchers wagon to keep the dogs off.


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            • #21
              she reminded jocko of Bawanna!!

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              • #22
                She was so ugly her kinfolk wouldn`t put her picture in the family album.Just the negative.
                In the area in which I now reside,when I`m placed in a group of four or five guys,I`m known as "the smart one".God help me.

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