February's Fabulous Fixations and Frivolities.

[jlottmc]

That is one that I have seen before and it's still funny. There are a couple of variations of it but still good.

A little girl had a sign that said free puppies to a good home, when the presidential motorcade happened by. obama gets out to talk to the little girl figuring that it would be good press, and asks what kind of puppies she has. The little girl takes a look and says that they're democrats. obama beams and says he'll be back tomorrow to get one if she still has them because he had other things to do. The next day obama keeps his word and comes back to the little girl who still has her puppies. He asks her again what kind of puppies they are because he brought along some friends and wants to show them how cute the little girl is. She takes a look and says the puppies are republicans. obama is confused and asks for an explanation. the little girl replies "These puppies are republicans because they have their eyes open today."

obama is at a classroom full of third graders and asks one of them why they are so sad. The child replies that yesterday his best friend was killed in a farm mishap. obama replies that it was an accident and that sometimes they happen. He then goes on to ask if the class knows what a tragedy is. One child raises her hand and asks if a tragedy is when a bus load of children drive off a cliff leaving no survivors. obama says no that is a great loss, and asks for another answer. A minute or two pass and little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher reluctantly calls on him, and Johnny says "the plane that you and Mrs. obama are in crashes and leaves no survivors. obama beams "why yes that's correct, now can you tell me why?" Johny thinks for a minute and says "Well its no great loss, and sure isn't an accident."

[LaP]

Tinman507, that was spot on. That sums up their philosophy perfectly.

[wyntrout]

Funny:

http://www.boortz.com/weblogs/nealz-...b/13/obamadog/

Wynn

[JFootin]

Funny:

http://www.boortz.com/weblogs/nealz-...b/13/obamadog/

Wynn

Me and Neal go way back. I was listening to Boortz on my car radio on my way to work in Atlanta on September 11, 2001 when the news of the first plane hitting the WTC broke. I informed people on my floor about it when I arrived a few minutes later and we gathered around a TV in a conference room, to see the second plane hit a few minutes later.

I declared to those present that it had to be radical Islamic terrorists. An Indian contractor tried to shame me for saying so. I should have bet him $10,000 on the spot! I mean, really, who else could it have been?

A few minutes later, the VP of our division showed up and told us all that we had the choice to stay at work or go home. Many women were crying and unconsolable. By that time, we had heard about the strike on the Pentagon and the plane down in PA, so we didn't know if incidents would continue to develop in major cities all over the country. Seeing as how the Georgia-Pacific Center where I worked was the southern most signature sky scraper in downtown Atlanta, easily accessible to a highjacked plane coming from Hartsfield Airport just south of there, I decided to get outa there!

[getsome]

Neal is a real gem alright...I will have to give him credit for saving me from becoming a lost liberal democrat although I will admit that I voted for Jimmy Carter (Ok I was wrong one time in my life) because he was from Georgia and a good man and thinking he was something that he was not and to this day I regret wasting my first trip to the voting booth...In 1973 I was in high school and was pretty much a long haired hippie with no real direction in life when I started listning to Neal Boortz on WRNG radio in Atlanta and the man just made sense to me and the more I listened to him the more I realized I was really a Libertarian after all...

Neal convinced me to read Atlas Shrugged and the light went on to me and has stayed on all these years....For a while Neal was mailing out a document called the Declaration of Individual Independence which I still have a yellow wrinkled copy of and can also be found on the internet which didn't exist way back then...

Many people don't like Neal but I really respect a man who tells it like it is and isn't afraid to call a spade a spade...Some people just can't deal with the truth...

[jeepster09]

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Little Johnny, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'. 'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...' Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?' Once again, Johnny's was the only hand in the air and he said; 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Johnny isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Japs,' 'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded. Little Johnny put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?' Again, Little Johnny says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little sh!t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.' The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh!t, We're screwed!' Little Johnny said quietly, 'the American people, November 4, 2008.'

[LaP]

Little Johnny is wise beyond his years.

[jeepster09]

Little joco....

Little joco
Bawana is sitting on his porch 1 morning when little joco comes strolling by carrying something. Bawana yells hey little joco what do yo got in your hand? Little joco replies Duct Tape, I am gonna catch some ducks. Sure enough later he comes by with 2 ducks.

The next day little joco comes by again carrying something. Bawana says what do you got there? Little joco says chicken wire, I am gonna catch me some chickens. Sure enough, that afternoon little joco comes by with a couple of chickens.

The next day little joco comes by carrying something again. Bawana says what do ya got today? The little boy says p**** Willow. Bawana says hold on I'll get my hat.....

[Tinman507]

Little joco
Bawana is sitting on his porch 1 morning when little joco comes strolling by carrying something. Bawana yells hey little joco what do yo got in your hand? Little joco replies Duct Tape, I am gonna catch some ducks. Sure enough later he comes by with 2 ducks.

The next day little joco comes by again carrying something. Bawana says what do you got there? Little joco says chicken wire, I am gonna catch me some chickens. Sure enough, that afternoon little joco comes by with a couple of chickens.

The next day little joco comes by carrying something again. Bawana says what do ya got today? The little boy says p**** Willow. Bawana says hold on I'll get my hat.....

+1 Good One!

[jlottmc]

Jeepster, my uncle told me that one, only it had Bedreux and Thibideux in it, and was a little more involved in the beginning.

[Bawanna]

You just gotta love that one.

[JFootin]

Kahr's 2012 Brochure: http://www.kahr.com/PDF/12KahrBrochure.pdf

[wyntrout]

I woulda' posted that but I thought someone had. There's even a "Bike" photo.

.pdf is protected, but here is a camera picture off my monitor screen of part of page 2 of the Kahr 2012 Brochure... cropped and resized to 640x480.


Wynn

[jlottmc]

mmmm yummy. I won't say which picture has been my desktop background for a couple of weeks now. Just wish I could re-size it and keep the image quality.

[wyntrout]

See my previous post. I took a photo of my screen and cropped and resized it for here... just the "relevant" part of page two.

Monitors, if this is a copyright violation, please remove it... not trying to steal anything... or "misuse" it.

I thought more people might look up the brochure with a sample of what's inside. Note the Kahr K9, I'm guessing... I have one... in her hand... the object of posting this part of the page.

Correction... I believe it's a MK9... "Lady-sized".

Wynn