April Fools Open Chat Sanitarium

[mr surveyor]

oh, and Happy 86th Birthday to my Mom tomorrow (April 1) ... she managed to hang on for another year

[ltxi]

whats preparation H? Just sayin

It's a new toothpaste. Try it out.

[RevRay]

I can't replyt for I am gone!! Just sayin

All talk ... no action!

[ltxi]

All talk ... no action!

So....what's new 'bout that.

[Alfonse]

Gawd, it is going to be unbearable around here tomorrow.

[Bawanna]

Nearly unbearable today, what are you talking about.
Some of your east side sun is shining on us today. Nice after a very soggy weekend, I'll probably croak of skin cancer.

[jocko]

whats

Gawd, it is going to be unbearable around here tomorrow.

tmorrow

[Bawanna]

It's your favorite sheep (Gertrude's?) anniversary. You better not forget neither.

[jocko]

I want u and all the members to know that I do not have sex with sheep. They BACK into me. Just sayin

Part of this I paraphrased from Wild Bill clinton's famous speech.

ooops I just reliazed I used a word I have no clue what it means

[Alfonse]

Nearly unbearable today, what are you talking about.
Some of your east side sun is shining on us today. Nice after a very soggy weekend, I'll probably croak of skin cancer.

That already tried killing me without success. The sunshine is nice though, unless you're a sheep around Jocko's that likes to run backwards.

[muggsy]

I will be leaving this forum for better pastures. kEL tEK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AT MY DOOR THIS PAST WEEK. Mr.Kelgren himself was even here. They seen what I have done for the kahr talk forum and wqant me to put some life in thier forom, so this will be my final goodbuy to all u a$$holes who drove me to the kel tek forum.

I tried to b elike here but guys like Muggs, Tinman, downtwoon Getsome and of course our colonel just made life so difficult for me. At my age conflict is not a good thing. I wanted to stick aroundin case Justin ever decided to peddle that worthless POS rife he bought, but I guess that is now out to.so long fokkers!!!

Don't let that door hit you in the arse on yer way out Jocko. How long do you think it will take Mr. Kelgren to realize what a mistake he's made. It didn't take long for the people at Glock Talk to figger it out. You'll be back in two shakes of a lambs tail, I'm bettin. Promises, promises.

[muggsy]

I want u and all the members to know that I do not have sex with sheep. They BACK into me. Just sayin

Part of this I paraphrased from Wild Bill clinton's famous speech.

ooops I just reliazed I used a word I have no clue what it means

What word was that Jocko, sex?

[muggsy]

Wish you'd told me sooner, I'd sell all my stock in Preparation H, won't be needing it anymore, probably already too late now, every one's selling, won't be worth the effort.

I tried that Preparation H. I spread it on my toast and stirred it into my coffee. For all the good it did me I should have shoved it up my arse.

[DeaconKC]

Don't mention shakes of a lamb's tail around Jocko......just sayin

[JohnR]

I'm about choking on my coffee here, guys.