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In this case, I'd choose to get off the pot:
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A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
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double postA man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
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In that case the toilet would have got both barrels of my side by side and I'd owe the plumber like I owe everybody else.
Where ever that is I ain't going there. I hate snakes, and bee's and lawyers.http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
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Oh thats a snake, I though it was the worlds biggest.....Never mind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S376iimvXIQLast edited by getsome; 04-04-2014, 11:58 AM." An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
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That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
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Wifey cracked up at that one.Originally posted by Tinman507 View PostThe only thing better than having all the guns and ammo you'd ever need would be being able to shoot it all off the back porch.
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Where can I buy some of this?
A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition
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Hmmm...Liberal's Tears. Sounds like a caustic/toxic substance to me. Wouldn't wanna put crap like that on a fine firearm. Or even on an AK.
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I love my COUNTRY...but I don't trust my GOVERNMENT.
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Went to the range yesterday for the first time in about two months.
More improvements! They paved the road and the parking lot! Now no more mud on the truck, shoes, at the firing line, etc.
Also, one of the best days for seeing some pretty good looking young women shooters in ............yoga pants! Not a violet in the bunch!
(No photos you perverts, was hard enough not to stare.)On the internet, the number of posts do not correlate to actual knowledge.
The notch is supposed to be there as well as the bulge at the front of the frame!
You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws.
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So that's how you snake out a toilet. No wonder plumbers get paid so much.Originally posted by Armybrat View PostIn this case, I'd choose to get off the pot:
Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you to own a gun.
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...02164119569067
I don't know if this link works, son in law did it on facebook. I was able to see it and I don't do facebook so maybe so.
Remember in addition to being fat I'm also deaf and color blind so I'm not really as dumb as I look.
The occasion was my daughter revealing the sex of our forthcoming grandbaby.
Son in Laws family lives in North Carolina, they all guessed correctly, all of us guess WRONG. I told them I didn't really care for sex, go for healthy, ya know 5 fingers, 5 toes, a nose, two eyes and all that stuff.
Never heard of this cupcake stuffing deal before but I guess now days everybody does it. When we had kids we chose to be surprised.http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TManComment
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The link worked just fine colonel, thanks for sharing, that was fun
In memory of great-grammy; never understood a word she yelled in polish, but we all knew what she meant.
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Now I knew there was a scientific way they figured these things out but have not had the privilege of seeing in action. Now I know, always thought the stork had something to do with it ahh what do I know. Good vid, be careful with that carving knife! You may take out a innocent cup cake :7:Rest in peace old sailor Mike
In Memory of Mom: Standing 4'11" She would say come here so I can hit you as I looked down at her
As my Olde buddy Jake said point at the belt buckle and muzzle rise will take care of the rest
Live a little learn a lot
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The stork is urban legend. Babies are caused by airport toilet seats. I've studied the phenomenon for many years. All 3 of my kids were the product of the toilet seats. Not the ones in the planes near as I can tell but the airport.
We'd pick somebody up or drop someone off and the wife would have to go tinkle, about a year later slam a jamma, another tax write off.
After the third one when she had to go tinkle I told her to hold it, we'd stop at a gas station. Nothing since.
Had a friend, his kids were like 13, took somebody to the airport, I asked if his wife went tinkle and he thought she did, told him to get the nursery ready, he said no way. Slam a jamma, baby shower time!
I don't make this stuff up. It's science.http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
RIP Muggsy & TManComment
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