April Fools Open Chat Sanitarium

[muggsy]

Quick, the Heimlich maneuver! Man down here! Easy John, you don't want old Jocko performing mouth to mouth. Just sayin.

[JohnR]

Quick, the Heimlich maneuver! Man down here! Easy John, you don't want old Jocko performing mouth to mouth. Just sayin.

I'm fine! I swear! All better now. Ahem. Yup. Go about your business...

[Tinman507]

[TheTman]

Oh geez, don't tell me Jocko's trained his sheep to do "oral".

[RevRay]

On a different vein, this past Sunday I took possession of my own Walther PPK/S, a 30 year old Interarms model. So today I made a quick trip to the range during my lunch break to check it out. It worked perfectly, so I think I'm going to enjoy having a second pistol to carry around if ever I need one.

And to top it off my secretary received her CWP in the mail today. So tomorrow she will take possession of her Bersa Thunder .380 ... and the US will have one more new gun owner to have to deal with.

[getsome]

Congrats on your new beauty there Rev or do we need to call you Bond, Reverend Bond....

[GROTMAN]

Oh geez, don't tell me Jocko's trained his sheep to do "oral".

Don't know if sheep can be trained to do oral or not, but apparently they can be trained to vote...

[ltxi]

Nearly unbearable today, what are you talking about.
Some of your east side sun is shining on us today. Nice after a very soggy weekend, I'll probably croak of skin cancer.

I just love your fricking positive attitude.....like a gray ray of sunshine it be.

[muggsy]

On a different vein, this past Sunday I took possession of my own Walther PPK/S, a 30 year old Interarms model. So today I made a quick trip to the range during my lunch break to check it out. It worked perfectly, so I think I'm going to enjoy having a second pistol to carry around if ever I need one.

And to top it off my secretary received her CWP in the mail today. So tomorrow she will take possession of her Bersa Thunder .380 ... and the US will have one more new gun owner to have to deal with.

PPK/S is in a class by itself. As iconic as a 1911 as reliable as a Model 12. Great little guns.

[CharlieW]

Don't know if sheep can be trained to do oral or not, but apparently they can be trained to vote...

Oh, No -- JOCKO, Save us from the Zombie Sheep!

[rjt123]

April Fools Open Chat Sanitarium

"The Baaa-ing Dead"?


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[Bawanna]

Just in. Loved it.

Gotta figure out how to make it more clear in an avatar.

[jeepster09]

I will be leaving this forum for better pastures. kEL tEK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AT MY DOOR THIS PAST WEEK. Mr.Kelgren himself was even here. They seen what I have done for the kahr talk forum and wqant me to put some life in thier forom, so this will be my final goodbuy to all u a$$holes who drove me to the kel tek forum.

I tried to b elike here but guys like Muggs, Tinman, downtwoon Getsome and of course our colonel just made life so difficult for me. At my age conflict is not a good thing. I wanted to stick aroundin case Justin ever decided to peddle that worthless POS rife he bought, but I guess that is now out to.so long fokkers!!!

Caught a photo of ole' Jocko headin out on his Pharley chopper....

[jocko]

ol dayin goes

Oh, No -- JOCKO, Save us from the Zombie Sheep!

mess with the bull u get the horns. Mess with ol jocko's sheep u get alot of sheepsh!t. Juyst sayin

[jocko]

Caught a photo of ole' Jocko headin out on his Pharley chopper....

notice I am carryiny my giant lolipop. as I am riding to meet Monica behind the giant tombstone at the local cemetary. She is gonna lick my lolipop for me.