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    August's altogether awkward attempts at humor

    Call me sick..... But Ive been handing out depleted gift cards to the professional "homeless" panhandlers.

    My goal is to get a reaction when I give the same guy a second card a week or so later.

    Sick. I know.
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  • #2
    I like it.

    Give them gift cards to fancy restaurants they'll never be allowed near.

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    • #3
      Yep, sick, but somewhat humorous!
      Remember Muggsy. RIP Salty Dog. And the Tman

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      • #4
        The U.S. Navy is going to build a ship with Obama's name on it:

        http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/08/na...ery%20disaster

        USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
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        Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf

        Thomas Jefferson said

        “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
        and
        "Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".

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        • #5
          It's sister ship is the USS Solyndra.

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          • #6
            F18's gonna have a heck of a time with that flight deck.

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            • #7
              It runs on hot air, only turns left and at the first sign of trouble heads for port....
              " An armed society is a polite society".... Robert A. Heinlein

              Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.......

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              • #8
                ^^^ is that a basketball court on the aft deck?
                ​O|||||||O

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                • #9
                  Looks like a basketball court to me.
                  http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                  In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                  Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                  Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                  Cue sound of Head slap.

                  RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                  • #10
                    Shuffleboard????????????????

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                    • #11
                      It's obvious nobody has seen a tennis court before. Do you actually think that Naval Officers would lower themselves to playing shuffleboard? Whats really impressive is the 9 hole golf course below deck!
                      23 years in a Federal Penitentiary, 6x8 double bunked rooms with toilets
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                      • #12
                        Good point!
                        http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                        In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                        Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                        Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                        Cue sound of Head slap.

                        RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bobshouse View Post
                          It's obvious nobody has seen a tennis court before. Do you actually think that Naval Officers would lower themselves to playing shuffleboard? Whats really impressive is the 9 hole golf course below deck!
                          Agree with the tennis court. Also below deck is the room where Hillary does her yoga..
                          Russia released one of Hillary's yoga emails

                          "If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan

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                          • #14
                            You know what just happened a little bit in my mouth.
                            http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
                            In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
                            Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
                            Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
                            Cue sound of Head slap.

                            RIP Muggsy & TMan

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                            • #15
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