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She has a T9 or 40 in my picture, and ammo crates to stand on.
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Attitude: it takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile...and 3 for proper trigger squeeze.
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
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That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).Comment
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Life of a flea
One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flea legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?" To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a bikers mustache and I'm so very coldddd!" The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to gettin here, first you go to the airport, go straight to the ladies cammode, wait for a pretty young stewardess to come along, and when she sits down you climb right up in there where its nice and warm". The second flea agreed that this was a grand idea. The next winter comes along and it was time for the fleas to head for the sunny beaches again. The first flea arrived and began putting suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flea legs. About that time, the second flea arrived again just a shiverin', shakin', and mumbling about how cold he was. The first flea exclaimed "Didn't you learn anything that I taught you about getting here nice and warm?" To which the second flea replied, "I did just as you said; I went to the ladies cammode and this pretty stewardess came in and sat down, I climbed right up in there and it was so very warm. Next thing I know we stop at a bar and I fell asleep. All of a sudden I woke and there I was, right back on that bikers mustache!"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime! Comment
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Good one!!
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
NRA Life Member
NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).Comment
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
NRA Life Member
NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).Comment
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The IRS sent my Tax forms back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -
12 million illegal immigrants;3 million crack heads;42 million unemployable people on food stamps,2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
"Life Member NRA"
I am addicted to brake fluid...don't worry I can STOP at anytime! Comment
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LOL! So true!Very interesting...
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Jocko & Bawanna in the Movies
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
NRA Life Member
NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
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That's great. But you might want to lay low for a while.Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.
C. S. Lewis
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin
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I gotta wait till I get home. Can't hear the words and don't even have speakers here. Which one's Jocko?http://bawanna45.wix.com/bawannas-grip-emporium#!
In Memory of Paul "Dietrich" Stines.
Dad: Say something nice to your cousin Shirley
Dietrich: For a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Cue sound of Head slap.
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someone has way way way to much spare time on his hands.
I have to admit Tinman, u are certainly original. u bring alof of LOL to this forum, keep up the good work- I guess it is good work.. Trust me!!!. My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border
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I am
the one with thge Navy seals mask on, I also do some covert work for them, so I must remain assanomausOriginally posted by Bawanna View Post
. My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border
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Ha! Ha! You have too much time on your hands, too, Tinman.
Wynn
USAF Retired '88, NRA Life Member. Wife USAF Retired '96
Avatar: Wynn re-enlists his wife Desiree, circa 1988 Loring AFB, ME. 42nd BMW, Heavy (SAC) B-52G's
Frédéric Bastiat’s essay, The Law: http://mises.org/books/thelaw.pdf
Thomas Jefferson said
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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I suppose you're right, but it still makes me laugh a lot.
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Sold all my guns. I dislike firearms.
NRA Life Member
NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
That notch in the rail is supposed to be there
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
--Thomas Jefferson (1764).Comment
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keep it up, ur good, not for alot but in this case ur good... My PM9 has over 34,000+ rounds through it, and runs much better than an illegal trying to get across our border
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