August All Fun Thread / The good stuff goes here.

[Bawanna]

Ba da bump, another keyboard bites the dust.......

Jeepster you got me again. Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. And this from a long line of Missouri pig farmers for what tiny little bit that might be worth.

[Alfonse]

Top 10 Reasons a gun is better than a woman

This is from another forum (shotgunworld), but I thought it very funny.

A gun is a gun. How it came to live with me is not important. What is important is you take care of it. Besides, the top 10 reasons a gun is better than the woman that gave it to you....

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

You can find it partially down the page here: http://www.shotgunworld.com/bbs/view...p?f=7&t=299492

[Barth]

I see Rudolph in the pattern. Perhaps I'm due for an evaluation?

That does look like Rudolph - LOL!

I never see the hidden picture till someone points it out.

[MW surveyor]

And some people see aliens and their children in grips!

[Bawanna]

And some people see aliens and their children in grips!

Who told you about that? I never mentioned that to anyone.................crap, now the whole world knows.

[mr surveyor]

I saw the deer in the target too.... now i'm hungry

[LorenzoB]

Got out of the hospital on Wednesday (with my new baby girl!) and I went to get chicken sandwiches for my family that night (after I stopped at a new local gun store). Met some really nice people in line. What a great day... God is good.

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[MikeyKahr]

Way to go Lorenzo, congratulations on the beautiful baby girl. It's not to soon to buy her a 10/22!

[mr surveyor]

wow.... now that was a full day

Did Mom go to the gun store after the birth too?

[Tinman507]

Congratulations!!
Enjoy that lil bundle of joy. You'll turn around, blink and you'll be driving her to college (what I am doing today). Hold the next 18-20 years close to your heart. They'll flash by too quickly.

[MW surveyor]

Congratulations!!
Enjoy that lil bundle of joy. You'll turn around, blink and you'll be driving her to college (what I am doing today). Hold the next 18-20 years close to your heart. They'll flash by too quickly.

Yea, what he said!

[MW surveyor]

Who told you about that? I never mentioned that to anyone.................crap, now the whole world knows.

Think I saw it on the internet. So the whole world does know.

[DeaconKC]

Congrats and may God bless you and your new little girl, she is precious.

[jdlott74]

While I'm sure I'm missing a great chicken sandwich I'm kind of glad we don't have them around here, might accidentally drive by during the kiss thing and it might just set me off.

jlottmc swears they have some kind of poison in their to keep us coming back for more.

[Bawanna]

Well done Lorenzo. A very fine day for you. My best to you and your ladies.

Don't waste a single minute, like Tinman said, I know it to be true, been there.

Congrats.