Dear Dietrich

[Bawanna]

close the door, bawanna, close the damn door for god's sake!!

Thank you jimbar, it was like a bucket of ice water thrown in my face but you brought me back to my hetero self and all is ok now. I think this Dear Dietrich fella tried to hypnotize me or slipped some date rape drugs in my java. I'll be more careful of these on line therapist in the future.

It's ok Melissa and Jdlott, and TD2K (where is she lately) we're ok honey(s).

[jdlott74]

Sounds like my kind of place. I don't cotton to dingbatters much and like being alone. Got room for one more. I'll build my shanty as far from everybody as I can.

If it wasn't so freaking remote, it would be my kind of place too, but the nearest Supercenter and places to shop is 30 minutes away, MAYBE. That would be in Beaufort/Morehead City, NC.

[jdlott74]

Thank you jimbar, it was like a bucket of ice water thrown in my face but you brought me back to my hetero self and all is ok now. I think this Dear Dietrich fella tried to hypnotize me or slipped some date rape drugs in my java. I'll be more careful of these on line therapist in the future.

It's ok Melissa and Jdlott, and TD2K (where is she lately) we're ok honey(s).

I don't know about Melissa or TD2K, but I'm not worried.

[Bawanna]

If it wasn't so freaking remote, it would be my kind of place too, but the nearest Supercenter and places to shop is 30 minutes away, MAYBE. That would be in Beaufort/Morehead City, NC.

30 minutes only. Don't seem far enough from civilization to me. We're about half that distance now and there's too many people.

I need a little room. I need a lot of room.

I've often dreamed of a fenced in 5000 acres with a house right smack in the middle. Step out on the surround porch and shoot any direction and not be concerned with hitting anything. Course I do that now at the indoor range but we don't need to dwell on that.

[melissa5]

Dear Nameless.I know who you are and this last post,along with countless others.glosses over the underlying message you try unsuccessfully to avoid.It is quite obvious that you are,indeed,interested in mano on mano love with this man.Shake yourself free of the chains that society has bound you with and pursue this guy like the frustrated debutante you so desperately want to be.Kick up your heels,raise those petticoats and ride him like a rented mule.You go girl!!!

OK, you owe me a new keyboard!

[melissa5]

I don't know about Melissa or TD2K, but I'm not worried.

Nah, I'm not worried, but maybe the Swede should be....

[Dietrich]

OK, you owe me a new keyboard!

You dear,dear woman,why do I owe you a keyboard?

[melissa5]

You dear,dear woman,why do I owe you a keyboard?

Because when reading your replies, if you have a mouthful of Coke, you will spit the Coke on the keyboard because you are laughing so hard.

[sonofodin]

Dear Dietrich...

I have this unending addiction to guns, knives and pipes. I cant seem to get enough of them or accessories. Also, I have big guns but whenever I show my big gun to a lady, she runs and calls the police like im some kind of nut. what should I do?

A lost Irishman


*edit* also, I cant seem to get ride of 12-18 year old scotch lying about my house, nor the good bourbon. is this a problem?

[Bawanna]

I have this unending addiction to guns, knives and pipes. I cant seem to get enough of them or accessories. Also, I have big guns but whenever I show my big gun to a lady, she runs and calls the police like im some kind of nut. what should I do?

A lost Irishman


*edit* also, I cant seem to get ride of 12-18 year old scotch lying about my house, nor the good bourbon. is this a problem?

I've learned my lesson trying to help the professional on this thread but I do have an address for an excellent disposal site for that old scotch. I'm sure it's far beyond it's expiration date and I offer this disposal as a public service.

[sonofodin]

Depends

12 year old Glenmorangie Port Ruban good? So delicious...after 12 years of maturing its further soaked in port ruban portugal port wine casks. nom nom nom nom. I changed my mind.

[Bawanna]

Your such a teaser.

[Dietrich]

I have this unending addiction to guns, knives and pipes. I cant seem to get enough of them or accessories. Also, I have big guns but whenever I show my big gun to a lady, she runs and calls the police like im some kind of nut. what should I do?

A lost Irishman


*edit* also, I cant seem to get ride of 12-18 year old scotch lying about my house, nor the good bourbon. is this a problem?

Dear Lost Irishman,you probably are just having a bad streak of luck with your timing.The women who run for the police when you show them your big gun are quite obviously suffering from PMS.The police are used to dealing with these poor creatures and will go to great lengths to calm them down.I`m sure with time and effort on your part things will get better.Just keep showing that big gun of yours to females no matter what.You`re on the right path.
As for the scotch and bourbon lying about the house,no,there is no problem.Just thank goodness it`s not a 27 year old offspring still lying around your house.Best,Dietrich

[Dietrich]

Because when reading your replies, if you have a mouthful of Coke, you will spit the Coke on the keyboard because you are laughing so hard.

Quite frankly,I`m appalled.This is serious stuff here young lady.Also,you should be well aware that swallowing Coke is far better than spraying your keyboard down with it.Oh,that reminds me of an old Dietrich family adage.
If the stork brings babies,then what brings no babies?
A swallow.

[Ol'coot]

OMG Dietrich,

I think I just soiled my pants have reading you last words of wisdom I am still ROFL!